Canadia

20-something #1: So are they good for each other?
20-something #2: Yeah, you know, he's all wacky-o and she's like a scientist.
20-something #1: Oh, I see.

Thunder Bay
Ontario
Canadia

40-something tourist woman: But is it beneficial for your toaster?
40-something tourist woman #2: Umm…do I really have to answer that?

Underground Mall
Montreal, Canadia

Overheard by: Yes, yes you do.

Hipster girl to friend (laughing): I was gagging, and then it was all over my neck.

Queen West
Toronto
Canadia

Man: And there were women dressed as men who looked like little Japanese girls playing video games!

Boston Pizza, Toronto
Canadia

Swedish tourist: We came here for the chicken, but will remember it for the toilets.

Swiss Chalet
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Glad I didn't go downstairs…

Guy: Who needs insight when you've got a Brazilian?

Moncton
New Brunswick
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Male British literature prof: Today, Alexander Pope and I are going to tell you what it's like to be a woman.

Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia

Overheard by: reb

Little boy: Today is the perfect day for a yellow balloon.

Restaurant
Vancouver
Canadia

Guy #1: You want to come hang out at my grandparents' with me?
Guy #2: That's alright. I don't like hanging out with grandparents. They're always dying and shit.

Gastown
Vancouver
Canadia

Hottie: But who do you cheat off of?
Friend: I read the book.

Geoge Brown College
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Tdot Girl