Girl, in random outburst: I am never going to sleep with you!

Texas Christian University
Fort Worth, Texas

Girl to friend: The only way that guy's getting into my pants is if he's a cross-dresser.


Overheard by: PeterG

Student: That’s terrible!
Professor: I agree, I’m a horrible person.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Lecturer, about exam questions: I mislead you on purpose. I have to get some sense of perverse pleasure out of designing these questions. I sit at home going “aahahahahahaa!” (rubs hands gleefully)

Irish Culture Lecture
University of Zurich

Drunk man outside curry restaurant, face down on pavement, screaming: I've shit myself! I've shit myself! I've shit myself!

Leamington Spa

Overheard by: Bleep

Bitchy girl #1: Mike's away message is about his lovemaking skills again.
Bitchy girl #2: What does it say? “I'm the best even though I'm fat”?

Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Russian girl: When I read in Russian, nothing can stop me. But when I read in English, I need silence.
American girl: That's what the music is for!

Moscow to Nizhniy Novgorod

Overheard by: Adam Nathan

Bum women: Do you have bus fare? I need bus fare.
Woman: Sorry, I don’t have any change.
Bum: Well, fuck you, you fat, scheming, cheap bitches!

Main Street
Hartford, Connecticut

Guy: I can't tell if he's being poetically ambiguous or if he just has really bad handwriting.

Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Beth

Dude, with narrowed eyes: I know your kind. I bet you're sticky.

High School
Englewood, Colorado