Rip Taylor Was Born That Way

Guy about his brother: His only emotion is glitter.
Friend: That's true of all eight-year-olds.
Guy: No, dude, you don't get it. One. Emotion.

Fairfield, Connecticut

Overheard by: Harry

Posted on March 16, 2020
Character, Connecticut, Family ties, Feelings, Friends

Mr. Woods Has Nothing to Fear From Me

Loud woman in restaurant: I'm discreet! My ad says I am!

Merrifield, Virginia

Overheard by: Ihatewhores

Posted on January 18, 2020
Bragging, Character, Restaurants, Virginia, Weirdness, Women

Gay Men Can’t Drink Coffee? That’s Crazy.

Crazy homeless lady to well-dressed businessman: Look at you with the coffee, you faggot, you just love dick in your ass!

Starbucks
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: trying to avoid her wrath

Posted on December 30, 2019
Ass, Backdoor, Bag ladies, Bars & Clubs, Character, Crazies, Default, Etiquette, Insults, Penis, San Francisco

And Watched the Baby Play with a Plastic Bag

Office building tenant: Oh, and I just wanted to let you know there was a fire in the dumpster last week. I looked for the security guard in the building, but couldn't find him. I didn't know who else to notify, so I just went home.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/420134135/thats-the-documented-procedure.html

Overheard by: how about 911?

Posted on October 22, 2019
Character, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Philosophy, Stupidity

Worst. Telemarketer. Ever.

Asian guy: I mean, I'm a nice guy, but I'ma fucking kill you.

Syracuse, New York

Overheard by: Tucker

Posted on October 1, 2019
Asians, Character, New York, Threats, Violence

…Or Retarded

Loud woman with arms in air: Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
Grumpy man: Fuckin' drunks!
Loud woman: I'm not drunk, I'm Canadian!

Canal Street
New Orleans, Louisiana

Posted on August 29, 2019
Character, Drinking & drunks, Foreigners, Gripes, Grumpies, Insults, Louisiana

The Library? Nooooo!

Woman on cell: I'm at the library because I'm so fucking pissed off at you!

Library Parking Lot
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: ISPgypsy

Posted on March 29, 2019
Character, Feelings, Florida, Weirdness, Women

I Had a Roommate Who Bleached the Bathroom Three Times a Week. True Story

Chick on cell phone: My roommate was rolling a lint roller all over her head for like ten minutes and finally I was like: “What the fuck are you doing? You’re gonna pull all your hair out!” … Haha yeah… She threatened to kill me if I asked her anymore questions… She probably watches me sleep.

UB Bus
Buffalo, New York