Worst. Telemarketer. Ever.

Asian guy: I mean, I'm a nice guy, but I'ma fucking kill you.

Syracuse, New York

Overheard by: Tucker

Posted on October 1, 2019
Asians, Character, New York, Threats, Violence

…Or Retarded

Loud woman with arms in air: Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
Grumpy man: Fuckin' drunks!
Loud woman: I'm not drunk, I'm Canadian!

Canal Street
New Orleans, Louisiana

Posted on August 29, 2019
Character, Drinking & drunks, Foreigners, Gripes, Grumpies, Insults, Louisiana

The Library? Nooooo!

Woman on cell: I'm at the library because I'm so fucking pissed off at you!

Library Parking Lot
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: ISPgypsy

Posted on March 29, 2019
Character, Feelings, Florida, Weirdness, Women

I Had a Roommate Who Bleached the Bathroom Three Times a Week. True Story

Chick on cell phone: My roommate was rolling a lint roller all over her head for like ten minutes and finally I was like: “What the fuck are you doing? You’re gonna pull all your hair out!” … Haha yeah… She threatened to kill me if I asked her anymore questions… She probably watches me sleep.

UB Bus
Buffalo, New York

Posted on October 18, 2018
Advice, Bus, Character, Chicks, Education, Fears, Hair, Murder, New York, On the phone, Sorority types, Threats, Weirdness

…Except for My Dog, Who's Gunther.

Drunk guy at bar: My life is an episode of Friends, only there's no girls, and everyone's Chandler.

Bar
Dayton, Ohio

Overheard by: Kristin

Posted on June 6, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Character, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Guys, Ohio, TV shows

The Sassy New Rap Song by Gloria Steinem

Old redneck to wife: I don't need no damn misogynist. I done tried that, and it didn't help.

Greenville, South Carolina

Posted on January 3, 2018
Character, Couples, Feelings, Insults, Relationships, South Carolina

Smurfette: “I Paid a Lot Of Money to Even-out These Puppies.”

Blonde girl #1: It's like we've tried countless times to get her to stop, and she just calls us “anorexic whores” and tells us she'd rather be “doming up” guys.
Blonde girl #2, laughing: You need a ruin Smurf plan.
Blonde girl #1: But we've tried everything! It's like “get over yourself! You look like a 1980s cartoon character, with uneven boobs and a crazy tan!”

Toronto
Canadia