I Think I Can Dig Up Some Gay Porn to Support That Thesis

Hippie student: So, did the oil man and thong man work together?
Professor: One could only hope.

Archaeology class
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/more-more-more.html

Overheard by: squirrely mcsquirrel

Posted on November 28, 2013
Class, Education, Hippies, Overheard at Cornell, Students, Teachers

People Say They Lack Focus

Student giving presentation: There’s also astigmatism on people who are poor…

Wright State University
Dayton, Ohio

Overheard by: thinks he meant

Posted on November 10, 2013
Class, Maladies, Ohio, Students, Stupidity

He Made His Millions Off Kant’s Death

Philosophy professor: … And Hegel scheduled all of his classes at the same time as Schoepenhauer’s classes, which really pissed off Schoepenhauer because Hegel was like the P. Diddy of 19th century German philosophy.

Bucknell University
Lewisburg, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Jen

Posted on November 9, 2013
Class, History, Pennsylvania, Pop culture, Teachers

I Think I’m Winning

Professor to puzzled student: You said one thing I didn’t understand, so I something you didn’t understand right back… God, I’m cruel.

Robinson Hall, University of Delaware
Newark, Delaware

Posted on November 9, 2013
Class, Delaware, Education, Teachers

I’m Currently in between Abortions

Lab TA: This is bromium chloride. If you have guys in your group, have them work with it. If not, girls, I hope you’re not pregnant. It tends to cause birth defects and cancer.
Chick #1 in back of room, whispering: You guys, I can’t touch that stuff!
Chick #2: Why not? Are you pregnant?
Chick #1: You see, that’s the thing — I don’t know…

Oklahoma State University
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: She’s majoring in drunken sorority girl

Posted on November 8, 2013
Advice, Class, Oklahoma, Pregnancy, Students, Teachers

And I Have the Trophies to Back That Up

Girl in front: Hey! I can shoot a cat as well as the next girl!

Normandale Community College
Bloomington, Minnesota

Overheard by: who questions that ability??

Posted on November 8, 2013
Bragging, Class, Minnesota, Students

Hence The Taming Of the Jew

Girl at history class: Ohhh, I get it! So, Shakespeare got his ideas from Hitler!

Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Toya Lah

Posted on July 28, 2010
Australia, Books, Class, History, Students, Stupidity

“Ethics Of Video Games?” Excuse Us.

Ethics of video games professor: And that's why they stoned women in the middle ages. Brunette, whispering: I think he gets off on video games.
Blonde, whispering: Ham?
Brunette, whispering: Him!
Blonde, whispering: I am not a ham!
(both girls start laughing)
Professor: Excuse me?

DePaul University
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Margo

Posted on May 3, 2010
Class, Getting off, Girls, Illinois, Teachers, Words

When Camel Toe Becomes Hammer Toe

Teacher: Pants so tight it could snap your vagina off!

Sex-Ed Class
Tampa, Florida

Posted on April 14, 2010
Class, Clothing, Compare and contrast, Florida, Teachers, Vagina, Violence

Judging from the Residue I Discovered on One Of Your Quizzes

Professor: Here you are, every day, sitting in this little cave which is evolutionary very stupid. You're not reproducing while you are in here. You aren't even trying to… Well, maybe that's not true.

Psychiatric Physiology Class
Pomona, California

Overheard by: Whats He talking about again???

Posted on January 12, 2010
California, Class, Education, Science, Sex, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Weirdness