Bambi Was a Boy!

Girlfriend to boyfriend: Honey, don't you think I've got Bambi eyes?
Boyfriend: No!
Girlfriend: A lot of people think so.
Boyfriend: You don't have Bambi eyes.

Denmark

Posted on July 28, 2015
Body parts, Couples, Europe, Movies, Questions

But He Proved You’ll Be Easy to Have

Dude: What’s fourteen plus nine?
Chick, confidently: Twenty-one.
Dude: Damn, you’re fast.
Chick: Haha, you thought you almost had me there!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/

Posted on July 24, 2015
Couples, Overheard at McGill, Stupidity

Yummy, Delicious Evil? Of Course.

Boyfriend: Oooh, look, they have a Starbucks!
Girlfriend: Starbucks is evil.
Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: Starbucks is evil!
Boyfriend: Want to get some?

Prince Edward Island
Canadia

Posted on July 23, 2015
Canadia, Couples, Gripes

As Seen in Douching Miss Daisy

Greenpeace activist to couple walking out of grocery store: Are you guys concerned about our environment?
Elderly couple: Definitely! We recycle, and we take showers together!

Mothers Market
Costa Mesa, California

Overheard by: arie

Posted on July 17, 2015
Bathing, California, Couples, Default, Old folks, People, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Wait, It’s Fall? How Long Was I Playing That Wii?

Boyfriend, looking around suspiciously: … It smells funny…
Girlfriend: It’s the outside!

Webster City, Iowa

Overheard by: Phoebe

Posted on July 16, 2015
Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Iowa, Sensory experiences, Threats

Don’t Worry, Sweetie, You’ll Love the Gym Membership

Wife eating cheeseburger: I know what my New Year’s resolution is going to be…
Distracted husband: To lose weight?
Wife: What? No! Why would you say that?! Do you think I’m getting fat?
Husband: Oh! No, no, no — you’re not fat. You’re perfect! I love you so much just the way you are.
Wife: Whatever. I better be getting a good fucking Christmas present, and you definitely won’t be seeing me naked for a very long time.

Wendy’s
New Hartford, New York