Girlfriend to boyfriend, after emerging from bathroom: Hahaha! I peed on my hands!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/365155800/this-doesnt-happen-unless-you-want-it-to.html
Overheard by: that's disgusting. Really.
Girlfriend to boyfriend, after emerging from bathroom: Hahaha! I peed on my hands!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/365155800/this-doesnt-happen-unless-you-want-it-to.html
Overheard by: that's disgusting. Really.
Woman to husband: Honey, do you think this would be a good fall coat for me?
Five-year-old daughter: It looks like an old-fashioned coat.
Woman: I knew you were gonna say that!
Five-year-old: A young lady like you shouldn't wear such an old-fashioned coat!
Target
Allen Park, Michigan
Girlfriend: Ugh, I can't think about hot dogs or sausages when I eat them. I can't bare to think what body parts I'm eating.
Boyfriend: Oh, hush. Look at what else you eat.
Girlfriend: I know, but I like you! And I wouldn't eat your arm!
Jersey City, New Jersey
Man to patiently smiling girlfriend: Well…uh…I make quite a *mean* tuna fish curry. Uh…*or* a sardine curry. Uh…and have been *ridiculed* for it.
Clifton
Bristol
England
Overheard by: Sarah
Girlfriend: I'm gonna get a black wig and a skirt, and I'm putting body-glitter on you and doing your hair like you're in 90210 and you're going as Edward. It'll be like ironic.
Boyfriend: I'm gonna put some mayonnaise on my pants and go as that “jizzed in my pants” guy.
Girlfriend: No, you're not.
Gainesville, Florida
Smoking man in expensive suit to smoking woman in expensive dress: And then, either way, you're a zombie. Right?
Toronto
Canadia
Girlfriend: I have a great idea for an alternative energy source!
Frustrated boyfriend: You’d better not say ‘the sun’…
Girlfriend, after a pause: Oh…
UC Davis
California
Overheard by: student on the bus
Wife of fat guy: Y’know, honey, I heard on Oprah that every 35 pounds you lose, you gain an inch in penis length.
Fat guy: I know I could stand to lose 70 pounds, but what am I gonna do with a 22-inch dick?
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardincali/
Girlfriend pointing at guy in kilt: Look, he’s wearing a skirt! What a freak!
Boyfriend, releasing her hand: That’s a kilt. I’m Scottish. Fuck you!
Tacoma, Washington
Boyfriend: I couldn't get a new movie. The good ones were all out. I got this other one, though. The guy told me it was really good.
Girlfriend: What's the name of it?
Boyfriend: Just Cuz!
Girlfriend, looking at jacket: You mean Just Cause?
Norwich, Connecticut
