Lady: Our cat used to jump up and pee on the stove. You can only imagine the smell of cooked urine.
Vet’s office
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-love-smell-of-hot-urine-on-cool.html
Overheard by: hortense
Lady: Our cat used to jump up and pee on the stove. You can only imagine the smell of cooked urine.
Vet’s office
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-love-smell-of-hot-urine-on-cool.html
Overheard by: hortense
Girl: I save Soviet Jews. I win valuable prizes!
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/spam-irl.html
Overheard by:
Genius: … And that’s how I know Jesus is crazy.
Amherst, Massachusetts
Crazy guy looking at reflection in store window: Man, what the fuck you lookin’ at?
Massachusetts Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Dan
Crazy, overweight French prof: Ma boîte est dans un endroit très triste.
Student: Your box is in a sad place?
Crazy, overweight french prof: Oui, but which box?
Student: (giggles)
Crazy, overweight French prof: Box is another word for office!
Simon Fraser University
Canadia
Overheard by: so that's what they're calling it these days
Crazy woman on cell: Do you want that pretty rug that I found at your aunt's house? I found out why it smells like piss.
Beloit, Wisconsin
Man, hitting himself in the head with cell phone: I'm not giving you your fuckin' phone back until you fuckin' go to your fuckin' psychiatrist and take your fuckin' pills!
Woman: Give me my phone.
Man: I'll smash your phone on my head!
Woman: Give me my phone!
Man: Go to your fuckin' psychiatrist! Get your fuckin' pills!
Toronto
Canadia
Woman to others: And every time she sees him, she shakes her fist at him, like this! (shakes fist in the air)
Harris Teeter
Charlotte, North Carolina
Man in Mötley Crüe t-shirt to little girl: But yeah, I think I'd bring Kurt Cobain back for a day just for the fun of it.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Girl: December 27th, plenty of time to fuck someone for New Year's.
Crazy lady: I didn't hear that! I'm a Pentacostal! That's blasphemy!
Gainesville, Florida
