Punk kid to friend arriving in mom's minivan: Dude, you missed it! We just got kicked out of Toys “R” Us! It was so awesome!
Outside Movie Theatre
Atlanta, Georgia
Punk kid to friend arriving in mom's minivan: Dude, you missed it! We just got kicked out of Toys “R” Us! It was so awesome!
Outside Movie Theatre
Atlanta, Georgia
American tourist male: It must have been horrible being locked up in a place like that.
American tourist female: It couldn't have been that bad. They had to at least let them out to go to the bathroom.
Dungeon Cell
Tower of London
England
Overheard by: fnordy
Student: I think the result of this case means that people are worried that government officials can be held just as accountable as normal citizens.
Law School
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: MaggieB
Incredulous girl: They wanted me to do jury duty. I told them I ain't no snitch!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/271746013/the-defendant-thanks-you.html
Overheard by: that doesn?t make sense.
Sorority girl #1: That whore stole my coach bag!
Sorority girl #2: Did you call her out on it?
Sorority girl #1: Well, no, it wasn't actually mine yet, but I told her that I was going to get that one like a week ago, and now she's carrying it. (walks past coach girl, who has iPod headphones in one ear, phone up to other ear) Whore!
Central Michigan University
Overheard by: Central Girl
Student girl: Aw man, I’ve no food in the house. It’s like I’ve been robbed, but it’s my fault!
Sainsbury’s
Lancaster
England
Cop: It better be your own shit you are throwing this time, Martha.
Citadel Theatre
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia
Serious philosophy teacher: Captain Crunch has been raped.
High School
Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: clementine
Student #1: Hey, did you notice the huge black wooden sign that's blocking the entrance to the girl's bathroom due to vandalism?
Student #2: Yeah, I heard someone stole one of the urinals.
Student #1: It's a girl's bathroom, though.
Student #2: Don't they use them too?
High School
Gavette, Arkansas
