Is That How the Peter Rabbit Story Is Supposed to End?

Surprised biker: And once he was released from custody, he never ate rice again.

Outside Burger Joint
Glendale, California

Overheard by: Brady

Posted on July 19, 2015
California, Crimes, Default, Food, Restaurants, Weirdness

I Went for the Preschool Pu-Pu Platter

Professor: Did those cops find you the other day? They were waiting outside the classroom.
Student: I know. You’re not kidding.
Professor: No, I’m not.
Student: Yeah, I kidnapped the kids over Christmas.
Professor: Good for you.

Arkansas State University
Arkansas

Posted on July 11, 2015
Arkansas, Crimes, Gossip, Students, Teachers

Charleton Heston Was Quickly Reincarnated

Three-year-old boy (enthusiastically): When I get home, I’m going to shoot someone!
Sunday school teacher: I don’t think you should do that.
Three-year-old boy: With a squirt gun!
Sunday school teacher: Oh, good.
Three-year-old boy: And a machine gun!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/304115855/some-problems-require-a-machine-gun.html

Overheard by: wayzata

Posted on July 11, 2015
Crimes, Death & dying, Default, Education, Kids, Murder, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teachers

You’re Like Two-Legged Mace

Girl (about her college): The on-campus security is really good too, the campus police will get to you in like, 30 seconds. I’m still thinking about getting mace or something.
Girl’s younger brother: No one wants to rape you.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Quazarfreez

Posted on July 10, 2015
Assholes, Crimes, Default, Girls, Insults, Pennsylvania, Siblings, Wishes

Don't Worry – I Left My Pocket Knife at Home.

Three-year-old boy to mom, noticing police officers nearby: Don't do anything bad while you're here. Okay, mom?
Mom: Okay.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/319181011/its-going-to-be-hard.html

Overheard by: an amused barista.

Posted on July 9, 2015
Crimes, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Parenting, Weirdness

At the Time, I Considered a March on Washington.

Girl to friend: The Oscars don't really mean shit. I mean, personally, I feel it was a crime when they overlooked Eddie Vedder for best supporting actor in singles.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on July 3, 2015
Crimes, Friends, Georgia, Girls, Gripes, Movies, Music

She Has to Pee Sometime While She's in There Looking for Her Career

College girl: If anyone ever tried to tell me not to pee outside, I'd take it straight to the Supreme Court! I mean, I'm not gonna pee in someone's face or on a baby or anything, but if I wanna pee in a dumpster, then I will! (pause) Rosie O'Donnell would be with me on this. I don't know why, but she would.

East Lansing
Michigan

Overheard by: Everyone should have a cause…