Cum

Read and Heed, Gentlemen

Girl #1: He fucking made my bed this morning! It was cute!
Girl #2: Aawwwww. I love when they do that. If you're gonna mess around in my bed, you gotta make it. It's kinda my rule: if you're gonna cum on me, you better wash it off too.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Meg

Posted on December 30, 2008
Cleanliness, Cum, Default, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Relationships, Sexuality, Washington, DC

That's When the Real Fun Begins

Frat boy to others: So you masturbate in a cup, right? Then you freeze it, and in the morning mix it with your protein powder.

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Overheard by: red

Posted on December 25, 2008
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Cum, Default, Food, Frat boy types, Masturbation, Virginia, Weirdness

…And I Knew I Was in Love

Hipster on cell: And then she started talking about trouser gravy…

Mesa College
San Diego, California

Overheard by: Tish

Posted on December 15, 2008
California, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Cum, Default, Hipsters, On the phone, Words

What Does Your First Job Feel Like, Alex?

Hipster girl to friend (laughing): I was gagging, and then it was all over my neck.

Queen West
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on December 6, 2008
BJs, Body parts, Canadia, Cum, Default, Girls, Hipsters

God, Stop Smothering Me!

Random girl: And then I asked him, “So, how was that for you?” and then he said, “uh, I just came.”

Washington and Lee University
Lexington, Virginia

Posted on November 4, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Cum, Default, Girls, Questions, Virginia

That's the Last Time I'll Use the Frathouse Shower

Skanky girl: My hair smells like cum.

Gleneagle Secondary School
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on October 29, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Cum, Default, Girls, Hair, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sensory experiences