…Whew!

Girl in bus seat: Oh my gawd, look at all that discharge! Oh, wait, that's cum.

Houston, Texas

Posted on July 28, 2009
Bus, Cum, Girls, Texas, Weirdness

…As Seen in the Porno Take, Eat, This Is My Booty?

Asian teenage girl: Wait, so did Jesus ejaculate wine?

Starbucks
Red Bank, New Jersey

Posted on June 16, 2009
Asians, Cum, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Jesus, New Jersey, Questions, Restaurants, Teens

But She Just Wanted to Take My Lunch Order

Male student: I mean, I thought she wanted me to cum on her tummy!

Rutgers University
New Jersey

Overheard by: Alice Haefeli

Posted on April 14, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Cum, Default, Guys, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Stomach, Students

It's Like a Headline Writer's Wet Dream

College guy: This must be a joke. We live in a city called “Cumming,” we have a store called “BJ's,” and a store called “Dick's,” and a “Siemens” water tower.

Cumming, Georgia

Posted on January 29, 2009
BJs, Cum, Default, Georgia, Guys, Penis, Students, Words

Read and Heed, Gentlemen

Girl #1: He fucking made my bed this morning! It was cute!
Girl #2: Aawwwww. I love when they do that. If you're gonna mess around in my bed, you gotta make it. It's kinda my rule: if you're gonna cum on me, you better wash it off too.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Meg