The Difference Between Long-term and Short-term Thinking, Encapsulated

Girlfriend: How would you feel if I told you I was pregnant?
Boyfriend: Are you pregnant? Because if you are, I'm cumin' in you.

Indianapolis, Indiana

Posted on December 27, 2009
Couples, Cum, Feelings, Indiana, Pregnancy, Questions

The Rachel Ray Show We've All Been Waiting for

Guy: Do you know what “felching” is?
Girl: No… Is it tasty?

New Jersey

Posted on December 27, 2009
Cum, Girls, Guys, Licking, New Jersey, Questions, Sensory experiences, Weirdness, Words

Well, It Was Just Rain.

Preppy girl #1: So I had it all over me, it was on my hands and my face…
Preppy girl #2: Oh my god! Did you throw up?

San Luis Obispo, California

Posted on September 29, 2009
Body parts, California, Cum, Hands, Health & Hygiene, Preppies, Questions, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

We're Not Fish, People!

Biology teacher to uninterested students: Sperm doesn't just crawl along the floor.

Maine

Posted on August 23, 2009
Cum, Education, Health & Hygiene, Maine, Science, Students, Teachers

You Think They're Gay?

Girl drinking outside: It's just, like, I pay rent to live here, I don't want his semen and her little vagina juices everywhere!
Guy drinking outside: I don't think those guys walking by wanted to hear that.

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Guy walking by

Posted on August 20, 2009
Cum, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Money, Vagina, Weirdness, Wishes

She Has Sex In Very Unusual Places

Crazy drunk lady, whispering: I think I got asbestos on my hands. (in louder voice) Or maybe it's sperm! Heeheeheeheeheehee!

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: EdgingAwayFromHer

Posted on August 2, 2009
Canadia, Crazies, Cum, Drunks, Hands, Sensory experiences, Women

…Whew!

Girl in bus seat: Oh my gawd, look at all that discharge! Oh, wait, that's cum.

Houston, Texas

Posted on July 28, 2009
Bus, Cum, Girls, Texas, Weirdness

…As Seen in the Porno Take, Eat, This Is My Booty?

Asian teenage girl: Wait, so did Jesus ejaculate wine?

Starbucks
Red Bank, New Jersey

Posted on June 16, 2009
Asians, Cum, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Jesus, New Jersey, Questions, Restaurants, Teens

But She Just Wanted to Take My Lunch Order

Male student: I mean, I thought she wanted me to cum on her tummy!

Rutgers University
New Jersey

Overheard by: Alice Haefeli

Posted on April 14, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Cum, Default, Guys, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Stomach, Students

It's Like a Headline Writer's Wet Dream

College guy: This must be a joke. We live in a city called “Cumming,” we have a store called “BJ's,” and a store called “Dick's,” and a “Siemens” water tower.

Cumming, Georgia

Posted on January 29, 2009
BJs, Cum, Default, Georgia, Guys, Penis, Students, Words