Skateboarder in large banana suit: We put the ‘ass’ in ‘potassium’!
Ohio State University
Ohio
Skateboarder in large banana suit: We put the ‘ass’ in ‘potassium’!
Ohio State University
Ohio
Professor: You don't want to have a thin-skinned Prime Minister who's afraid of puffin poo.
University of Ottawa
Canadia
High school girl, looking at seagulls feeding: That ain't crows, them are ducks!
http://talovich.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Yugan
Girl: Why do they have an ambassador to Vatican City?
Guy: Because it’s a country and stuff.
Girl: Do, like, normal people live there?
Guy: I don’t know…
Girl, thoughtfully: It’s a scary place…
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/04/its-scary-because-dan-brown-says-so.html
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Girl: You so should have tested it first.
Guy: I did! I used it on my ass the other day.
Girl: And it didn't burn?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/425989704/want-to-see-it.html
Overheard by: evan.
Teacher, seeing student's PowerPoint with tie-dye background and marroon, lime-green font: I haven't seen that many colors since Woodstock!
Glendwood High School Chatham, Illinois
Overheard by: LA
Artsy queer: You masturbated to the soundtrack of The Nightmare Before Christmas?!
Houghton, Michigan
Overheard by: Midget Goldfish
Five-year-old boy to barista: I'm getting my pee-pee cut off tomorrow so I get a treat today!
Barista: Umm…
Mother to child: You are being circumcised, not mutilated! (to barista) It's just a medical thing, he doesn't really get it.
Starbucks
Carmel, Indiana
Guy on computer: Fuck, I always forget my student e-mail password.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I've always used the same password for everything for years but when I tried it on blackboard it was all “oh, you can't have 'gay' in your password.”
Library
Tallahassee, Florida
Overheard by: Who uses
Mother pushing stroller with three small boys at her side: Your brother asked you a question. Now answer it or stop talking!
Valley Fair
Shakopee, Minnesota
