Freshman guy: It's been in my mouth for almost a minute now, and I'm still not sure what it is.
Freshman girl: Scary thought, isn't it?
Dining Hall, Arcadia University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Freshman guy: It's been in my mouth for almost a minute now, and I'm still not sure what it is.
Freshman girl: Scary thought, isn't it?
Dining Hall, Arcadia University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Angry teen: And then I was talking to my dad about PETA and he interrupted me and goes “PETA, that's people eating tasty animals, right?” (pause) I mean, come on!
Friend #1: Seriously, that's mean.
(friend #2 comes over)
Friend #2: What're you guys talking about? You look angry.
Angry teen: We're talking about PETA.
Friend #2: People eating tasty animals?
Angry teen: Grrrrr!
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Aimee Peterson
Sorority chick #1: Hey, you know there’s Bible study in my room at eight tonight?
Sorority chick #2: Hmmm, eight? Okay, I guess I can come.
Sorority chick #1: And then we can go get wasted!
Ladies’ locker room, University of Tennessee
Knoxville, Tennessee
Overheard by: New Yorker
Australian guy, apologetically: I really don't think a fish is going to get you out of a sticky situation.
University of Cambridge
England
Man to wife in purse section: That doesn't look like a travel bag! Stay focused!
Nordstrom
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Kim
Guy with clipboard: Do you have a minute for human rights?
Guy walking by: No. (pause) Wait, did you say humans rights?
Guy with clipboard: Yes.
Guy walking by: Oh, I thought you were one of those crazy environmentalist people.
Guy with clipboard: No, we're crazy gay rights people.
University of Colorado, Boulder
Overheard by: Violentvixen
Perky girl: Oh, that sign said “apples.” And I thought, “oh, apples!”
Less perky friend, after long silence: Okay, then.
Toronto
Ontario
Overheard by: Felicity Thistle
Skanky girl sitting at outdoor lunch table: I wanna have sex on the bleachers, I wanna have sex in the classrooms, I wanna have sex in the principal's office, I wanna have sex in the teacher's lounge…
High School
Missouri
Overheard by: Jacob
Mom in bathroom stall: Okay Michael, come on, you have to pee.
Son: Mom, I don't wanna play games with you!
Mom: What is wrong with you? At least put your clothes back on if you're not going to pee!
Tempe, Arizona
Girl to friends in line for bathroom: That's going to be the next chapter of the book: Boys Who Text But Won't Have Sex!
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Overheard by: Eavesdrop DC
