Your Friends Say It All the Time.

Little girl, singing: You got a fat butt, you got a fat butt!
Mother: Now sweetie, that's not nice to say about mommy.
Little boy: But its true!

Dressing Room
Union, New Jersey

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on August 4, 2022
Ass, Assholes, Comebacks, Diet & weight, Kids, Moms, New Jersey, Parenting, Should have used a condom

New Yorkers: We Thought It Was Clean

Girl #1: I wonder if vegans get on the metro and, like, can't sit down because the seats are leather.
Guy: No, this is pleather.
Girl #2: If it were leather it would smell like it.
Guy: No, that's only clean leather.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Vegan sitting on the Metro

Posted on June 2, 2022
Diet & weight, Girls, Guys, Public transportation, Sensory experiences, Washington, DC

Mmm, Faminelicious.

Chick: Brazilians are the bomb.
Dude: Eastern European chicks are always sooo hot because they can’t afford food.

Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com

Posted on May 7, 2022
Beauty, Chicks, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Diet & weight, Food, Gender issues, Geography, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Overheard at McGill

What's This Baby Poking Out of Me?

Girl on cell: I can't tell if I'm losing weight from softball or gaining weight from being hungry all the time.

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on March 13, 2022
Connecticut, Default, Diet & weight, Girls, On the phone, Stupidity

But They Don’t Know You Like I Do

Anorexic chick: I’m fat, aren’t I? Everyone knows it, too.
Friend: You’re not as fat as everyone says.

Irvine Spectrum
Orange County, California

Posted on August 30, 2021
Anorexics, California, Diet & weight

It’s the Greatest Thing Since… You Know

Girlfriend: I think my butt has gotten bigger.
Boyfriend: If that’s true, hallelujah. I love big booties.
Girlfriend: David*, this is serious! I think I have been doing so many squats that my butt has lifted and risen… like bread.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: MoMo

Posted on August 11, 2021
Ass, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Diet & weight, Fears, Food, Girls, Guys, Happiness

Competing on Any Reality Show, in a Nutshell

Guy: It’s like playing hopscotch with your shirt off and the little kids are like: “Mommy, look at his boobies!” and I’m like: “Yeah. Look at my boobies.”

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/293774936/that-is-a-disturbing-pastime.html

Overheard by: well that’s neat

Posted on July 16, 2021
Default, Diet & weight, Fat people, Gender issues, Guys, Kids, Nipples, Overheard in Minneapolis

And, Even Then, Mostly Cock and Ecstasy

Drunk girl #1: God, I hate you. How do you stay so skinny?
Drunk girl #2: I only eat when I’m drunk.

United Kingdom

Overheard by: Nighttime Smoker

Posted on May 22, 2021
Diet & weight, Drunks, UK

Big Pukers, Not So Much

Blonde: I heard guys like big girls now.
Brunette: Excuse me while I vomit.

School bathroom
Newark, New Jersey

Posted on March 7, 2021
Biotechs, Diet & weight, New Jersey

So I Sleep with the Staff at Crunch in Exchange for Membership

Girl #1: You're a fat whore. Well…minus the fat part.
Girl #2: Whatever. I'd rather be a whore than fat.
Girl #3: I like your morals!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/14/if-by-morals-you-mean-breasts-then-thanks/

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on July 30, 2020
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Diet & weight, Girls, Insults, Overheard at McGill

Diet & weight