Diet & weight

Guy: It’s like playing hopscotch with your shirt off and the little kids are like: “Mommy, look at his boobies!” and I’m like: “Yeah. Look at my boobies.”

Overheard by: well that’s neat

Drunk girl #1: God, I hate you. How do you stay so skinny?
Drunk girl #2: I only eat when I’m drunk.

United Kingdom

Overheard by: Nighttime Smoker

Blonde: I heard guys like big girls now.
Brunette: Excuse me while I vomit.

School bathroom
Newark, New Jersey

Girl #1: You’re a fat whore. Well…minus the fat part.
Girl #2: Whatever. I’d rather be a whore than fat.
Girl #3: I like your morals!

Overheard by: Ian

Crazy blonde lady on park bench: Because they’re all about gluttony. Plus, it’s harder for them to get in if you’re thin, because they’re usually fat, you know? (two heavy ladies next to her nod)

Judiciary Square
Washington, DC

Student: Well, sometimes you ask questions that have answers that might not be the answer you are looking for!
Professor: Are you calling me fat?

Michigan State University, Michigan

Biotech: Wow. That girl wears clothes like she’s not fat, and that’s funny.


Overheard by: dev

Very pregnant woman: I don’t want to have this baby. I don’t want to have to work all of this weight off.
Man: I think I should keep you pregnant. This is the least worst you’ve ever looked.

Wichita Falls, Texas

Overheard by: mikeface

Princess #1: Oh my god, I have that top in, like, three colors.
Princess #2: Yeah, me, too.
Princess #1: You wanna get some lunch or something?
Princess #2: I can’t. When I eat I get bloated.

Broadway Shopping Centre

Overheard by: Ms Dash

Size 4 girl #1: I love H&M but it makes me feel so fat. I have to wear a size 6 or 8 when I shop here.
Size 4 girl #2: Yeah, and that vest makes you look like a lesbian.

Chicago, Illinois