She's Just Gherkin You Off

Preppy girl: It's like eating pickle juice.
Guy: Like pickle juice?
Friend: How fucking stupid are you?

Rockford, Illinois

Posted on March 22, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Food, Friends, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Students, Stupidity

I Happen to Have an Eyedropper and PH Strip in My Pocket

Tipsy girl to friend on phone: Who are you talking to?
Friend, suspiciously: No one!
Tipsy girl: Do I need to monitor your drinking?
Friend: No!
Tipsy girl: Do I need to monitor your vagina?
Friend: No!
Tipsy girl: Good, cause I don't know how I would do that.
Drunken guy from end of the bar: I can do it!

Bar
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: three_eyed_fish

Posted on March 8, 2009
Bars & Clubs, California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Friends, Girls, Guys, Questions, Vagina

Repent and Be Born Again Of Pepsi and the Spirit

Mom to cashier: And we'll have a water.
Little girl: But I want Pepsi!
Mom: We're getting water Pepsi!
Little girl: Yaaaaay!
Mom, winking at amused cashier: When you have kids of your own, water Pepsi is the greatest invention ever.

Medford, Oregon

Posted on March 1, 2009
Advice, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Kids, Moms, Names, Oregon, Women

So Sad That It Has to Come Back Down

Drunk girl, pointing to apartment across the street: Look! The elevator goes up and down! It's so cool!
Sober girl: Yeah…they tend to do that.
Drunk girl: Shut up! (pause) But this one lights up! Oh, look! There it goes again!

London
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: The D.D. for the night

Posted on March 1, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Technology

We Offer the Full Spectrum Of Coffeeness, Sir

Barista at coffee shop: Can I help you, sir?
50-something man: Ah, yes. Do you have, ah, something like coffee?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/469708855/youre-going-to-have-to-settle-for-the-real-thing.html

Overheard by: the man with the mohawk

Posted on February 27, 2009
Baristas, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

We Talking Pecker Snot Here, Carlo?

Very drunk male friend to very sober, pregnant, married friend: Can I phlegm on your cleavage?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/375684186/that-just-wont-work.html

Overheard by: a connoisseur of terrible pick-up lines

Posted on February 24, 2009
Clothes, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Friends, Guys, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Weirdness

Ooh, and a Round Of STD Tests!

Girl #1: Hey.
Girl #2: Hey, what's wrong?
Girl #1: I fucked someone.
Girl #2: I fucked someone too. Let's get a coffee.

Bookstore
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Jaclyn

Posted on February 20, 2009
Australia, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Questions, Sex, Stores

Its Barq's Is Worse Than Its Bite

Girl in bathroom: Fuck! My pussy smells like root beer!

BJ's
Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: nyssa

Posted on February 19, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Oregon, Vagina, Weirdness

Most Cancer Patients Don't Have to Go Make Amends Afterwards, Though

Woman #1: Having alcoholism isn't like having cancer. People don't like you more for having beat it.
Woman #2: Amen.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on February 19, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Pennsylvania, Religion, Women

My Favorite Guy to Get Pregnant By Is Also Named Ricky

Skinny punk teen girl: Oh, I love lime rickeys. But my favorite drink–when I'm not pregnant–is a rum rickey.

Franklin Fountain
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: office peon

Posted on February 11, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Girls, Pennsylvania, Punks, Weirdness

Drinking & drunks