Competition for Upper Class Twit Of the Year Heats Up

Skinny ginger guy: Oh, don't over-egg the omelet!
Gorgeous girl: Uh… Omelets are mainly made of egg…?
Skinny ginger guy: Just because you wear glasses and go to university you think you're so smart. Well you're not. Because you're a girl! Nerrrrrrrrr!

Nottingham
England

Overheard by: Concerned_citizen

Posted on March 28, 2022
Comebacks, Education, England, Food, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Skinny people

…When They Ask Why We Can't Have Lunch with Them?

Girl: So we're telling them genital warts, then?

Devon
England

Posted on March 21, 2022
England, Girls, Questions, STDs

That's What He Calls His Penis.

Man at urinal, peeing, to no one in particular: This toilet smells like my sadness.

Bar
London
England

Overheard by: Dirty PJ

Posted on March 18, 2022
England, Guys, Pee, Philosophy, Sensory experiences

And Look at David Hasselhoff.

Cute redhead: I don’t think I could air my laundry in an art show. It seems terribly narcissistic.
Short male companion: A little narcissism never hurt anybody!
Cute redhead: Um, it hurt Narcissus.

London
England

Posted on March 2, 2022
Comebacks, Default, England, Girls, Gripes, Guys

…Is What I'll Be Saying About Winston Churchill in My Report

Random guy: He's like a cross between Michael Jackson and a Swiss Army knife.

University
England

Posted on February 27, 2022
About celebrities, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, England, Guys, Weirdness

That Would Be a Great Name for a Stripper.

Guy on phone: It's not just all about marzipan!

London
England

Overheard by: K

Posted on February 25, 2022
England, Food, Guys, On the phone, Weirdness

John Lennon's “Imagine” Went Through Several Preliminary Drafts

Blonde girl: Haha, imagine if my flange was a romantic love chasm… It's more of a cheeky fuckhole.

Loughborough
England

Overheard by: Gibson

Posted on February 15, 2022
Chicks, Compare and contrast, England, Feelings, Sex, Vagina

…in Exchange for Cooking Lessons

Conductor: This train will terminate at Stratford. The next station is Waterloo. Please change here for the Bakerloo, Northern and Waterloo & City lines. Alternatively you can also change for Waterloo International, catch the next Eurostar, go to Paris and show the French how to play rugby.

London
England

Overheard by: kat