Um, Sweetie, We’re Lesbians

Girl #1: I’ve been feeling so weird lately.
Girl #2: You’re probably pregnant.
Girl #1: … What?
Girl #2: I was kidding.
Girl #1: Oh-fuck-oh-fuck-oh-fuck — when was my last period?!

Piccadilly Line
London
England

Overheard by: BoogyFantastic

Posted on September 25, 2022
Chicks, England, Health & Hygiene, Pregnancy

A Man with a Giant Rack

Little boy, about American tourist chick: Look, Daddy! She’s got big boots on… Like a man!

England

Posted on September 18, 2022
England, Kids, Shoes

A Gentleman Doesn't Make You Bleed 'til the Third Date

Stoned girl at party: I don't think I'm gonna call him back, he was fingering me in pretty rapey way.

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on September 6, 2022
Druggies, England, Girls, Masturbation, Sensory experiences, Violence

Like Cats

Student on bike to another: The problem with string theory nowadays is that everyone just wants to get into it.

Cambridge
England

Overheard by: Anti-Math

Posted on September 2, 2022
Education, England, Science, Students, Weirdness

Potato, Potahto

Girl to pizza delivery guy: So that's a meat feast, a ham and pineapple, a chicken supreme, and a Margherita for Amy because she's a lesbian.
Amy: I'm a vegetarian!

Sheffield
England

Posted on July 12, 2022
Birds, Default, England, Food, Girls, Sexuality, Weirdness

I Think Your Wife's Getting Tired of Serving Me Tea

Girl on phone: Yes, I know you love me, but I'm not going to keep coming to the house you share with your wife to give you blowjobs whenever you want! (pause) You need to find somewhere else for us to do it.

London
England

Posted on July 8, 2022
BJs, Default, England, Feelings, Girls, Infidelity, On the phone, Weirdness

I Don't Bi That for a Minute

Girl to another, leaving bus: But you can't make everybody be gay!

London
England

Posted on June 8, 2022
England, Girls, Sexuality, Weirdness

But I Still Have That Restraining Order Against the Koosh Kins

Man to wife: You can bring the Beanie Babies if you really want.

Brighton
England

Overheard by: Randy

Posted on May 11, 2022
Couples, England, Toys, Wishes

Tonight on How I Met Your Motherfucker

Very drunk 20-something girl trying to play darts: So what do I do?
30-something guy #1: Just throw 'em.
30-something guy #2: Failing that, love, just take your top off.
Very drunk 20-something girl: Cheeky motherfucker! Get me a vodka and I'll do it!

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on April 22, 2022
Drinking & drunks, Drunks, England, Girls, Guys, Insults, Offers and requests, Sex

British Cooking: Explained

Boy eating lunch: I am without sin! That's why potatoes come down my chimney!

Dagenham
Essex
England

Overheard by: Anthony Mercer

Posted on April 16, 2022
Default, England, Food, Guys, Religion, Weirdness