How Did We Meet? Funny Story, Actually…

Guy on cell: My mom's husband is my dad's wife's ex-husband. Now you know why I live in Seattle–as far away as I can get on the continental US.

Bank of America
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Thinking holidays must be rough

Posted on November 7, 2014
Default, Family ties, Geography, Guys, On the phone, Parents, Relationships, Washington, Weirdness

Be Careful Whose Army You Enlist In, Dear Reader

Very tall woman: I never hear you talk about your uncle. Is he dead?
Short man: No, he's still alive, but he's a Nazi.
Very tall woman: Ha ha.
Short man: No, really. He's a Nazi. He was in the SS and everything.

Burlington, Vermont

Overheard by: Sweenan A. Mornstuy

Posted on November 6, 2014
Death & dying, Family ties, Guys, Vermont, Women

I Could Give a Damn How Mom Feels

Creepster #1: You know what’s really hot?
Creepster #2: What?
Creepster #1: Sniffing a sexy chick’s underwear.
Creepster #2: Yeah, man.
Creepster #1: So you do it, too? I do it after sex when she leaves the room.
Creepster #2: Yeah, me, too… But usually it’s my mom’s underwear, so my girlfriend doesn’t get weirded out.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/05/oedipus-man-what-the-fuck-i-thought-we-talked-about-this/

Posted on November 9, 2013
Creepsters, Family ties, Getting off, Overheard at McGill

On the Plus Side, If People Think You're 16, You Totally Have a Future in Barely-Legal Porn!

Young woman #1: And I was like, “No, dude who's two years older than me, I'm not 16. Nice mandals.”
Young woman #2: You said that?
Young woman #1: Oh, no. I try really hard to think of other things when 25-year-olds are hitting on my mom.
Young woman #2: I'm really sorry.

Nail Salon
Napa, California

Posted on July 22, 2011
Age and ageing, California, Family ties, Gossip, Women

We All Know How to Push Our Parents Right Over the Edge

Man pushing his mother in wheelchair: It's all designed to kill you, mother.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 19, 2011
Death & dying, Family ties, Guys, Pennsylvania, Wishes

What's with Moms and Chuck Norris?

Weird kid: Your momma's so fat that… Chuck Norris. I win.

St. Joseph High School
Michigan

Posted on July 1, 2011
About celebrities, Family ties, Kids, Michigan, Weirdness

Unlike Most Of the San Antonio Spurs

Girl: And I was all “his mom is a slut” I mean, she sleeps with everyone.
Boy: Don't talk about my mom that way.
Girl: Why not? I mean, she's my mom, too.
Boy: No, she's not.
Girl: Well, you never know! You weren't there!

San Antonio, Texas