Why Do Other Guys Get All the Herpes?

Dude: It’s weird… All of the girls I dated turned slutty after I dated them. It’s totally unfair.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/03/we-feel-your-pain-and-have-felt-up.html

Posted on November 8, 2014
Eavesdrop DC, Frat boy types, Gripes, Washington, DC

I’ll Think of More Reasons Once I Start

Frat boy #1: I think I’m going to start doing cocaine instead of marijuana. I need to step it down a notch.
Frat boy #2: Uh, how is that stepping it down, exactly?
Frat boy #1: I dunno. I just think cocaine is more practical.

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/03/steppin-it-down-notch.html

Overheard by: amy

Posted on September 18, 2014
Drugs, Frat boy types, Overheard in Ann Arbor

Nothing Like Taking an Exam in the Afterglow

Frat boy #1: I already jacked off three times today!
Frat boy #2: Sweet! That’s what I’m going to do as soon as I finish this test.
Frat boy #1: Maybe I should just go rub one out in the bathroom now… [He leaves the room.]

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/breaks-broke.html

Overheard by: Maxwell

Posted on September 18, 2014
Class, Frat boy types, Masturbation, Overheard at Cornell

It’s Only a Hall-of-Famer If You Still Scored

Guy #1: Dude, I’m really embarrassed. Last night I peed in her roommate’s closet.
Guy #2: Hall of fame! That’s hall of fame material!

http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2007/01/just-what-hall-are-we-discussing.html

Posted on August 20, 2014
Colleges & Universities, Frat boy types, Gossip, Overheard at Loyola, Pee

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spigot

Dude #1: My urine is probably clearer than the water coming out of the shower. My penis is like a Brita, right?
Dude #2: Yeah.
Dude #1: So I’m practically peeing holy water.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Nik

Posted on November 28, 2013
Colleges & Universities, Frat boy types, New York, Pee

Medea Didn’t Listen, Though, and the Gods Punished Her with a Rash

Dude: Tell your sister I won’t sleep with her if she shaves her pubic hair. That shit is like the golden fleece, yo.

http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/and-so-rumpelstiltskin-signed-to-defjam.html

Overheard by: Angie

Posted on November 25, 2013
Frat boy types, Overheard in the Valley, Shaving

I Seem to Be Retaining Coors

Guy: Dude, that is your belly.

http://nimbleit.21publish.com/OverheardUtah/archive/2006/08/04/g8433gkfpbil.htm/

Posted on November 15, 2013
Body parts, Frat boy types, Jocks, North America, Overheard in Utah, Stomach, USA, Utah

I Really Needed a Place to Hang My Hammock

Frat boy: Your nipples totally saved my life tonight. Thank you for that.

Star Market
Honolulu, Hawaii

Posted on November 13, 2013
Frat boy types, Hawaii, Nipples

Also Why Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton Dueled

Bro #1: So, how did the fight start?
Bro #2: Who knows, something about some guy's girlfriend getting pissed on.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/434074735/again-4.html

Overheard by: looks like R. Kelly is making his rounds.

Posted on June 8, 2011
Frat boy types, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Questions, Violence

“…Use Your Afterlife Rollover Minutes”

Sorostitute, about bender: So what time does it start?
Frat boy: I've set my alarm for 9 am. We'll start then. We've got two kegs in and two cases of tequila.
Sorostitute: I'm such a lightweight. I'll probably be passed out by 11. My roommate said “please don't die. If you die, call me.”

Penn State University

Posted on April 1, 2011
Death & dying, Drinking & drunks, Frat boy types, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sorority types

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