Fat American female tourist to new best friend: If ya didn’t like the Vatican, you’re gonna hate the Louvre!
6th Floor, Hilton Arc de Triumph
Paris
France
Overheard by: Pope Andrew I
Fat American female tourist to new best friend: If ya didn’t like the Vatican, you’re gonna hate the Louvre!
6th Floor, Hilton Arc de Triumph
Paris
France
Overheard by: Pope Andrew I
Girl #1: Hanging out with him on his birthday was so much fun!
Girl #2: Oh, I heard about that! He went to jail, right?
Brooklyn Avenue
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Glad they’re not my friends
Tall guy: When we get back to the flat we should measure how tall we all are.
Shorter girl: … Why?
Tall guy, in creepy, monotone voice: … I like to measure people.
Manchester
UK
Overheard by: Scared by-stander
Ciggy #1: The time you and I went and bought cigarettes — was that the night you went in a toga?
Ciggy #2: Haha, oh my god, yes! Oh, wait… Was that the lesbian night?
Washington, DC
Suit: I always enjoy going to Comic-Con because of the midgets in costumes.
Dulles Airport
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Becka
Cute toddler boy in giant sombrero: I’m running amok! I’m running amok!
Georgetown Cafe
Washington, DC
Girl on phone: Yeah, he couldn’t get it up, so we just watched Schindler’s List instead.
eavesdropdc.blogspot.com
Nine-year-old girl, planning game: So he’ll be the priest, and you can be the wet nurse.
Mount Vernon, New York
Thuggish teen to friends: Yeah, I’m going antiquing this weekend. For at least an hour.
Orange Line Train
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Julianna
Fat, bike-riding nerd, to no one: Turning on the afterburners… Yeah, baby… Accelerating!
Albertsons
California
