I’m Not Sure Hocking Your VCR Quite Counts

Thuggish teen to friends: Yeah, I’m going antiquing this weekend. For at least an hour.

Orange Line Train
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Julianna

Posted on December 17, 2022
Friends, Leisure, Massachusetts, Teens, Thugs, Train, Weirdness

From the Best‐Selling How You Know Your Child Will Never Have Sex

Fat, bike‐riding nerd, to no one: Turning on the afterburners… Yeah, baby… Accelerating!

Albertsons
California

Posted on June 3, 2022
California, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Leisure

If You Require Further Explanation, You Definitely Need to Attend.

Hot chick: I’m having a fantasia party; I made it a facebook event: Are you going to come?
Clueless girl: Whats a fantasia party?
Hot chick: Its for like chicks only, you hang out, drink and buy naughty stuff.
Clueless girl: I don’t get it?
Hot chick: What’s there to get? You come to my place, get drunk and buy sexy, naughty things?
Clueless girl: I still don’t get it.
Hot chick: Holy fuck! Its like a Tupperware party ‑only with dildos!

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Make Mine 9 Inches!

Posted on June 21, 2021
Canadia, Chicks, Default, Drinking & drunks, Friends, Girls, Internet, Leisure, Shopping, Toys, Words

Or Was That the Time I Was Temporarily Decapitated?

40‐something suit #1: So you remember when I was dying of melanoma?
40‐something suit #2: Is that when you couldn’t go on the golf trip with the boss?
40‐something suit #1: Yes, that was it!

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Overheard by: MilwaukeeBabe

Posted on November 15, 2020
Death & dying, Jobs & Careers, Leisure, Maladies, Suits, Wisconsin

Taught Me the “White Elephant”

College guy: I went to sleep‐away camp so long ago my counselor was Jesus Christ!

University of Rochester
Rochester, New York

Posted on September 11, 2020
Age and ageing, Bragging, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Jesus, Leisure, Memory lane, New York, Students

…the Last Time I Was Truly Happy.

Sexy baseball coach: I was shooting pheasants, naked, in Boise, Idaho.

Columbia, South Carolina

Overheard by: Saywhat?!

Posted on August 23, 2020
Animals, Leisure, South Carolina, Teachers, Weirdness

I Love This Game!

Chick: Guess who’s a lesbian couple again instead of creepy incest twins!

Washington Monument
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on May 5, 2020
Girls, Leisure, Sexuality, Washington, DC, Weirdness

Really Big Girls, Though

Ditzy blond: How many girls have you seen down there!
Ditzy guy with ditzy blond: Tons! Like, so many! (pause) Oh, okay! Fine! Six.

Great American Ball Park
Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on July 24, 2019
Leisure, Ohio, Questions, Stupidity, Teens

But It Was a Planned Incarceration

Obese John Wayne wannabe: I can’t believe we are not hanging out tonight.
Gap tooth hootchie: I told you I made plans with my friends a month ago!
Obese John Wayne wannabe: Well you’re supposed to be hanging out with me. We never hang out anymore and we are boyfriend and girlfriend!
Gap tooth hootchie: We were supposed to hang out this past Saturday and Sunday but we didn’t! You were not fucking there.
Obese John Wayne wannabe: I had a change of plans!
Gap tooth hootchie: Change of plans?! Muthafucker you were in jail!

Bus
Iowa State University, Iowa

Overheard by: Casey

Posted on May 29, 2019
Bus, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Couples, Crimes, Euphemisms, Fat people, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Hoochies, Iowa, Leisure, Relationships

Why Alcohol Exists.

Barman to another: I was looking forward to being miserable this weekend, but it seems to have turned out quite nicely.

http://www.violaraptor.co.uk/2011/06/quotebook-january-may-2011/

Overheard by: Raptor

Posted on February 23, 2019
Bartenders, Leisure, Other sites, Philosophy, Wishes

Leisure