Brunette: Why are you laughing?
Redhead: I have this thing I do in video stores where I replace one word of the movie title with ‘vagina.’
Brunette: So?
Redhead: Dude, where’s my vagina?
Video store
São Paulo
Brazil
Brunette: Why are you laughing?
Redhead: I have this thing I do in video stores where I replace one word of the movie title with ‘vagina.’
Brunette: So?
Redhead: Dude, where’s my vagina?
Video store
São Paulo
Brazil
Chick: I got so much shit to do this week!
Dude: Shit as in projects or finals?
Chick: What? Oh, no — shit as in drugs.
Washington State University
Pullman, Washington
Overheard by: Kevin
Chick: Is she a good actress?
Dude: Well, she gives good blowjobs.
Café Pequeno
São Paulo
Brazil
Chick #1: Girl, get off me. You know I don’t like hookers.
Chick #2: Yeah, well, I don’t like Chinese people.
Chick #1: Do I look Chinese to you?
Chick #2: I was just letting you know.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/
Skinny Asian girl: These shorts are way too big.
Plus-sized white friend: Oh no, I have skinny-ass legs. My life sucks. What am I going to do?
Skinny Asian girl: (laughs)
St. Joseph, Michigan
Girl to friend going back into lecture hall: But it's just a pen, Kelly!
Friend: I just wanna see where it fell!
Toronto
Canadia
Unhappy girl: He left and said he couldn't work on the project because he had stuff he had to do.
Aggravated friend: But he left with his girlfriend? Stuff, my ass!
Calm friend: I'm sure that's what his girlfriend said.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/426880741/high-school-kids-frighten-me.html
Overheard by: is that sanitary?
Girl to friend: He's like the crocodile hunter of smoking cigarettes and really slutty girls.
Plymouth, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Liz Nelson
Male friend to female friend: Yeah, I've found that when they start to get out of hand you just put a little whiskey on the nipple.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/406721537/this-works-for-both-babies-and-women.html
Overheard by: context, please?!
