Man to friends: I think I'm finally gonna quit my job and write the sitcom I've always wanted to, about the sassy robot.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/it-probably-beats-one-about-sassy.html
Overheard by: Ian
Man to friends: I think I'm finally gonna quit my job and write the sitcom I've always wanted to, about the sassy robot.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/it-probably-beats-one-about-sassy.html
Overheard by: Ian
MHS student to another: Emileeeeeeey… You can’t say the “boner” word at a Holocaust luncheon!
University 4
Moscow, Idaho
Overheard by: i agree
Man: Did I ever tell you about the time that a tick got stuck under the foreskin of my friend’s penis?
Port-A-Potty
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/02/tick-talk.html
Girl #1: Do you think I’m pretty?
Girl #2: I’m sure you’re pretty on the inside.
Canberra
Australia
Overheard by: Ruby
Dude: I’m so glad I have a code monkey as a roommate so I don’t have to live with someone who–
Code monkey roommate, interrupting: –Is happy?
Dude: Exactly.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/halloween-mania-part-1.html
Overheard by: doug
Angry girl: I don’t want any sluts at my table!
Friend, calmly: Well, I guess I should move, then.
Angry girl: You’re not a slut. You just make… odd choices.
Tennessee
Overheard by: Vastly Amused
Dude #1: Why are we walking through the engineering quad?
Dude #2: C’mon man, it’s like the hypotenuse… It makes sense!
Dude #3: Dude, we just got out of hockey and you guys are talking about fourth dimensions?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/halloween-mania-part-2.html
Overheard by: marcella
Redhead chick: Oh my god, the school year’s almost over!
Greek girl: Yeah! I’m gonna miss all the good times we’ve had!
Redhead chick: Yeah, like the time I woke up and there was a bear in my bed growling at me, and you laughed.
Greek girl: Oh, yeah, and all the one night stands! [Girls sigh.]
Upstate New York high school
New York
Brunette: Why are you laughing?
Redhead: I have this thing I do in video stores where I replace one word of the movie title with ‘vagina.’
Brunette: So?
Redhead: Dude, where’s my vagina?
Video store
São Paulo
Brazil
Chick: I got so much shit to do this week!
Dude: Shit as in projects or finals?
Chick: What? Oh, no — shit as in drugs.
Washington State University
Pullman, Washington
Overheard by: Kevin
