…Who Refuses to Be Confined to a Single Cell.

Girl: I am not an amoeba, I'm a free man!

Chatswood Station
Sydney
Australia

Posted on April 12, 2010
Animals, Australia, Compare and contrast, Girls, Train, Weirdness

Now Could You Delicately Put That Switchblade Away?

Scary emo girl, pointing at friend: What am I? Say it! Say it! What am I? Say it!
Bullied emo guy, quietly: You're a delicate emo angel.

Federal Hill
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M

Posted on April 10, 2010
Compliments, Girls, Guys, Questions, Rhode Island, Threats

Usually I'm Able to Draw a Whole Unicorn Galaxy

Girl: I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't do anything. All I could do in my last class was draw a unicorn!

Emory University
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Christina

Posted on March 30, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Education, Georgia, Girls, Stupidity

Like Medical Marijuana

16-year-old girl #1: What's Zionism?
16-year-old girl #2: The belief that Jewish people should be able to have a homeland in Israel, I think.
16-year-old girl #1: So it's like a religion?
16-year-old girl #2: No, it's a political movement.
16-year-old girl #1: Wait, so it's a religion?

Sacramento, California

Posted on March 22, 2010
California, Education, Girls, Politics, Religion, Stupidity

Juliette Lewis Has Made a Career Of It

Girl in track pants: No! People don't look at me and think “oh, that bitch went to the gym.” No, they look at me and think “oh, that bitch is nasty!”

UC
Santa Cruz, California

Posted on March 21, 2010
Beauty, California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Girls, Gripes

Or All the Dogs You've Ever Owned

Girl #1: So my two-year-old cousin… You know, the one who laughs at me, and threw his bottle and his book at me?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: Well, this one time he like pushed me down on the floor, and like… licked my face.
Girl #2: Wow! Your two-year-old cousin is like a combination of all the boys you've met here.

London
Ontario
Canadia