Or There'll Be No Peace When You Are Done

Girl #1: I have cows in my head!
Boy: What?
Girl #1: We're playing “Carry on Wayward Son” in orchestra. C-o-w-s.
Boy: Oh.
Girl #2: You really need to tell people that before you tell them you have cows in your head.

St. Joseph High School
Michigan

Posted on February 25, 2010
Animals, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Music, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness, Words

Why I Don't Attend Grad Student Parties: Explained.

Guy at party: Well, I don't know if you can reduce Thoreau to pantheism…
Girl in Avatar face paint: Oh! Reduce!?

Berkeley, California

Posted on February 25, 2010
California, Girls, Guys, Philosophy, Weirdness

I Don't Just Hate Myself, I Hate Who I Aspire to Be

Girl, covering hair: I have kinky hair (pause), kinky, kinky hair (pause), and I spent so long yesterday making it straight.

Lancaster County, Pennsylvania

Posted on February 24, 2010
Beauty, Girls, Hair, Pennsylvania, Time Management

…But Let's Consult Wikipedia to Be Sure.

Girl: Seriously, it's about this guy who fucks his clone and then wonders whether it's gay or masturbation. And that's the whole fucking book!
Guy, after thoughtful pause: No. Totally not gay.

UBC
Canadia

Posted on February 17, 2010
Books, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Guys, Masturbation, Sex

…And Be Granted Three Wishes.

Guy to girl: If I had an iPhone I wouldn't need a girlfriend, I would just rub that…

Valparaiso University
Indiana

Overheard by: Rachel Kaiser

Posted on February 13, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Gadgets, Girls, Guys, Indiana, Sex

But With a World-Class Shitty Attitude

Girl #1: Now, you're a native New Yorker. I can tell.
Girl #2: I'm from North Carolina.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on February 13, 2010
Compare and contrast, Girls, Illinois, Stupidity

Business in the Front and Party in the Back?

Girl waiting for bus: A skort is like a mullet for your ass.

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on February 8, 2010
Ass, Canadia, Clothing, Compare and contrast, Girls

Then We'll Rebuild the Engine in My Chevy

Girl #1, excitedly: Okay, this is where I leave you. I know you're going to forget all about this conversation when I go, but…
Girl #2, interrupting: No, no, I won't–I'm going home right now to google “demons” and “possession.”
Girl #1, walking away: Right, good. We're going to make this happen!
Girl #2, heading in opposite direction: Even if everyone else thinks we're crazy!
Girl #1, vehemently, from across the street: It's all down to us, now! We'll exorcise that demon if it's the last thing we do!

Bethesda, Maryland

Overheard by: Only if I can watch…