Girl: My stomach hurts…
Guy: Maybe you should stop having so much butt sex.
Jersey City, New Jersey
Girl: My stomach hurts…
Guy: Maybe you should stop having so much butt sex.
Jersey City, New Jersey
Impassioned college girl: When will the gods stop punishing me for cutting my own bangs?!
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Overheard by: this too shall pass?
Girl: I just spilled some tea. But luckily it was in a frying pan!
Entire room: Yaaaay!
Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts
Girl: Okay, let's catch up on Tuesday. Oh, wait, when's Tuesday?
Jakarta
Indonesia
Girl #1: I have cows in my head!
Boy: What?
Girl #1: We're playing “Carry on Wayward Son” in orchestra. C-o-w-s.
Boy: Oh.
Girl #2: You really need to tell people that before you tell them you have cows in your head.
St. Joseph High School
Michigan
Guy at party: Well, I don't know if you can reduce Thoreau to pantheism…
Girl in Avatar face paint: Oh! Reduce!?
Berkeley, California
Girl, covering hair: I have kinky hair (pause), kinky, kinky hair (pause), and I spent so long yesterday making it straight.
Lancaster County, Pennsylvania
Girl: Seriously, it's about this guy who fucks his clone and then wonders whether it's gay or masturbation. And that's the whole fucking book!
Guy, after thoughtful pause: No. Totally not gay.
UBC
Canadia
Guy to girl: If I had an iPhone I wouldn't need a girlfriend, I would just rub that…
Valparaiso University
Indiana
Overheard by: Rachel Kaiser
Girl #1: Now, you're a native New Yorker. I can tell.
Girl #2: I'm from North Carolina.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
