Girl, about her dog: Yeah… My friends call him “Facefucker.”
Guy: What does that even mean?
Girl: It means he fucks faces.
Guy: Oh.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/porn-dog.html
Overheard by: lauren
Girl, about her dog: Yeah… My friends call him “Facefucker.”
Guy: What does that even mean?
Girl: It means he fucks faces.
Guy: Oh.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/porn-dog.html
Overheard by: lauren
Girl to female friend: Yes, if I get the job at the CDC I will celebrate your chlamydia as an inspirational story.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/someone-was-on-kiss-cam-wtoo-many-boys.html
Overheard by: Ian
Girl: Good luck with that. You'll end up with barbed wire embedded in your genitals if you go there on foot. And I'll say I told you so.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/328217463/i-do-not-want-to-know.html
Overheard by: Jon
Young woman: And if he's still giving you mixed signals, he can just go suck his own dick.
Frustrated friend: That's the point! If he'd give me a clear sign, I'd do it for him!
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Girl #1: I want to have sex with that duck.
Girl #2: Shut up!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/ducks.html
Overheard by: io
Young man: You were in the same gay motorboat?
Girl: No! We were in the same getting-better boat.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: sydblair
Girl: He's like my brother… that I occasionally have an incestuous relationship with.
Auckland
New Zealand
Overheard by: Lisa Arthur
Girl to friend, heading to bar: I'm going straight for the black guys!
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: StellaEllaOla
Girl #1: Are you Jane Jones*?
Girl #2: Yes.
Girl #1: I'm you're math tutor, nice to meet you.
Girl #2: Oh, you're cute! I could totally date you, but I'm not a lesbian.
Girl #1: Thanks! I could date you too, but I'm straight, and I have a boyfriend.
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: Tsunoba
