…Have You Seen the Al Gore Warming Plate?

College guy: So, speaking of Hillary Clinton and nutcrackers…

Anchorage, Alaska

Posted on April 23, 2009
Alaska, Default, Guys, Names, Politics, Students, Words

We've Given the Bin Ladens Enough, Sir

Crazy Polish man: I need a receipt!
Cashier: Sir, you can't have a receipt if you didn't buy anything.
Crazy Polish man: I need a receipt. I need a receipt or I'll kill you…because I am Osama Bin Laden.

Starbucks
New York City, New York

Posted on April 20, 2009
Character, Crazies, Death & dying, Default, Employees, Foreigners, Names, New York, Offers and requests, Restaurants, Threats, Weirdness

Well, It's Two First Names.

Friend #1, totally serious: Wait, who's Ron Paul?
Friend #2, joking: He's an African warlord.
Friend #1, still totally serious: He can't be! Africans don't have real names!

Grinnell College
Grinnell, Iowa

Overheard by: Goron

Posted on April 18, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Iowa, Names, Questions, Stupidity

…After Tuna Wrestling in Them.

Woman #1: I have to return some things to Victoria's Secret.
Woman #2: Why?
Woman #1: I don't like the way they smell.

Sandusky, Ohio

Overheard by: NOT a VS smeller

Posted on March 28, 2009
Clothes, Default, Names, Ohio, Questions, Weirdness, Women

And You'd Think Jews Would Get Tired Of Being Portrayed As Victims

Guy, exiting movie theater after Defiance: The problem with movies is they always make the Nazis look bad.

Alameda, California

Overheard by: lith

Posted on March 21, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, History, Movies, Names

Then I Watched the Wheels in His Mind Go Round and Round

Woman to friend: He told me last night he had a baby girl named Traley. I asked him if that was short for trailer park.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on March 21, 2009
Default, Family ties, Names, Questions, Tennessee, Women

Free Clinic Waiting Rooms, for Instance.

Loud woman on cell: If you're looking for a place to make friends and be sociable, you can do a lot better than AA.

Supermarket
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: the cashier

Posted on March 20, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Names, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Women

Too Bad He's a Gateway Drug on the Road to Rush Limbaugh

Student: I agree with everything Bill O'Reilly says.

University of Toronto
Canadia

Posted on March 19, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Names, Pop culture, Students

And We Hope Our Passengers in First Class Enjoy the Foxy Boxing

Flight attendant: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard flight 1751 to Raleigh-Durham. My name is John and I am your head flight attendant today. I will be assisted by my lovely fiancee Sarah and my ex-wife Jill. It may be a little awkward but we hope you have a pleasant flight.

Runway
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on March 18, 2009
Default, Flight attendants, Georgia, Guys, Names, Plane, Public transportation, Relationships, Weirdness

Since My First Name Is “Whatta”

Blonde chick to guy friend: Oh my god, so last night the bouncer made me pull out like three pieces of ID because he didn't believe my last name is “Pansy.”

Guelph
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on March 18, 2009
Canadia, Default, Girls, God, Names, Offers and requests