…Well, This Has Been Fun. See You at Christmas!

Girl #1: Happy Easter! I love you!
Girl #2: Happy Easter! (pause) This is funny… We're both atheists.

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on October 27, 2021
Girls, Holidays, New Jersey, Religion

How Do You Think the Lollipop Guild Got Their Name?

Girl #1: So my computer is dead, and I don't know how to fix it.
Girl #2: What do you think is wrong with it?
Girl #1: It's got a virus. But it was totally worth it.
Girl #2: Oh, yeah? Why?
Girl #1: Well, Mary* and I were curious and wanted to know if midgets' dicks are normal-sized or midget-sized, so we were looking up midget porn.
Girl #2: And the verdict is?
Girl #1: They're normal-sized. This one guy was seriously a tripod. It's incredible.
Male bartender: Yeah, I can see how that would be worth a completely devastating virus on your computer. Can you write down the website you found it on?

Killarney's Pub
Hamilton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Currrly!

Posted on October 1, 2021
Bars & Clubs, Bartenders, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Penis, Questions, Sexuality, Technology

He Would've Assumed You Could Read

Train conductor, to teenage girl with feet on chair: Can you read? (points to sign)
Teenage girl: What…? Oh, sorry. (takes her feet down, conductor walks away)
Suit: He would have never done that if you were a guy.

New Jersey Transit

Posted on September 28, 2021
Conductors, New Jersey, Public transportation, Questions, Sexuality, Suits, Teens

I Knew I Shouldn't Have Done Double Shots Last Night

Chick holding both sides of head: This side of my head hurts!

Verona, New Jersey

Posted on September 22, 2021
Default, Girls, Headaches, New Jersey, Sensory experiences

The Five-Second Rule Absolutely Applies to Boobs

Girl on birth control: I think my boobs grew!
Friend, grabbing her boob: Really?!
Girl's boyfriend, slapping friend's hand away: Hey, hey, too long!

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on August 28, 2021
Couples, Friends, Girls, New Jersey, Rack, Violence, Weirdness

It's a Conclusion I've Come to After Many Years Of Self-Reflection

Guy to girl: I hate Asian people named Christine.

Drew University
New Jersey

Overheard by: Greg Everitt

Posted on August 9, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Guys, Names, New Jersey, Race, Weirdness

From Containing All That Evil?

Girl #1: Do you think anyone’s like… Actually a good person?
[long pause]Girl #2: Ugh, my stomach really hurts today.

Drew University
Madison, New Jersey

Posted on July 26, 2021
Bringing it back to you, Character, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Gripes, Maladies, New Jersey, Questions, Sorority types, Students

This Has Nothing to Do with Particle Physics, but I Thought I’d Share

Professor: Have any of you been hurt by love? [Class is silent, and professor cackles maniacally] Hahaha, ohhh, it’s coming.

Rutgers University
New Jersey

Posted on July 20, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, New Jersey, Questions, Teachers

Are You…Part Cat?

Teenage girl to friend: I feel like if you eat my hair, we'll be more connected.

Fair Haven, New Jersey

Posted on July 2, 2021
Feelings, Friends, Hair, New Jersey, Relationships, Teens, Weirdness

Well You're the One Who Said The Cheetah Club Was Out!

Girlfriend: No, tell me, I do wanna know where you want our wedding!
Boyfriend: Funplex.
Girlfriend: You want our wedding at Funplex?
Passerby: Oh, shit!

Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Walking by

Posted on May 14, 2021
Couples, New Jersey, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness