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Man wearing 9/11 conspiracy t-shirt to friend: Did I tell you I'm working on debunking the discovery channel?

University of Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Vejewsbian

Posted on November 14, 2014
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Lies, Ohio, Questions, TV shows

Aw, Man, I’m Always Bringing Up the Rear

Girl to two guys: So, who has the smaller cock?
Guy #1: Oh, me.
Girl: You can fuck me in the ass.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Doug

Posted on November 11, 2014
Backdoor, Chicks, Ohio

This Class, Not So Much.

Professor: Society, chocolate pudding, and cars. All complex phenomena.

Oberlin, Ohio

Overheard by: secret Spy

Posted on November 7, 2014
Compare and contrast, Food, Ohio, Teachers, Weirdness

B-

Fine arts teacher: Michelangelo and Donatello. They were both brilliant, they were both homosexual, they were both… Both…
Girl: Ninja turtles!

Ohio

Posted on November 7, 2014
Education, Girls, Ohio, Sexuality, Stupidity, Teachers, TV shows

Unfortunately, There’s Not Enough of Them to Go Around

Hipster girl: Communists love my boobs.

Kent, Ohio

Posted on August 19, 2014
Gossip, Hipsters, Ohio, Rack

Nothing Tastes As Good As Dead Feels

Woman on cell: So, she hasn’t had anything to eat since Monday afternoon… Yeah, I guess that means she’s doing great!

Arby’s
Lebanon, Ohio

Posted on December 6, 2013
Gossip, Ohio, On the phone

I Dunno — the Glue Is Vewwy Vewwy Sticky

Teen: What do you think made Elmer famous? It wasn’t the glue — it was the Fudd.

Cincinnati Street
Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on December 5, 2013
Ohio, Questions, Teens

Lex Decides to Shave His Head

Young man, thoughtfully: I think the reason I stopped believing in God was because when I was little I begged… I begged him to give me Superman’s powers. And he never did. He never did…

Rocky River, Ohio

Overheard by: Defying Gravity

Posted on December 1, 2013
God, Guys, Ohio

Now I Know What That Sensation Means

Waitress #1: At least you didn’t pee your pants like you did yesterday.
Waitress #2: I know, right?

Steak-n-Shake
Cleveland, Ohio

Overheard by: pee bee

Posted on November 10, 2013
Ohio, Pee, Restaurants, Servers

People Say They Lack Focus

Student giving presentation: There’s also astigmatism on people who are poor…

Wright State University
Dayton, Ohio

Overheard by: thinks he meant

Posted on November 10, 2013
Class, Maladies, Ohio, Students, Stupidity