Ohio

Hipster girl: Communists love my boobs.

Kent, Ohio

Woman on cell: So, she hasn’t had anything to eat since Monday afternoon… Yeah, I guess that means she’s doing great!

Arby’s
Lebanon, Ohio

Teen: What do you think made Elmer famous? It wasn’t the glue — it was the Fudd.

Cincinnati Street
Cincinnati, Ohio

Young man, thoughtfully: I think the reason I stopped believing in God was because when I was little I begged… I begged him to give me Superman’s powers. And he never did. He never did…

Rocky River, Ohio

Overheard by: Defying Gravity

Waitress #1: At least you didn’t pee your pants like you did yesterday.
Waitress #2: I know, right?

Steak-n-Shake
Cleveland, Ohio

Overheard by: pee bee

Student giving presentation: There’s also astigmatism on people who are poor…

Wright State University
Dayton, Ohio

Overheard by: thinks he meant

Girl stretching after a workout: Oooh, my cooter bone!

Ohio University
Athens, Ohio

Overheard by: Meredith

Cashier: You're all set?
Man: (places Steal This Book on the counter)
Cashier, seeing title of book: Pussy!

Barnes & Noble
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: fionasputnik

Drunk 20-something, yelling in a crowd: Because I am a grad student and I don't do anything!
Older woman: You know there are some attractive young men over by the band.
Drunk 20-something: Well, I do do that.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Daughter: You don't remember his mom?
Mother: Not the one with the cool back hair.

Canton, Ohio

Overheard by: Kaylah