Professor: Society, chocolate pudding, and cars. All complex phenomena.
Oberlin, Ohio
Overheard by: secret Spy
Professor: Society, chocolate pudding, and cars. All complex phenomena.
Oberlin, Ohio
Overheard by: secret Spy
Hipster girl: Communists love my boobs.
Kent, Ohio
Woman on cell: So, she hasn’t had anything to eat since Monday afternoon… Yeah, I guess that means she’s doing great!
Arby’s
Lebanon, Ohio
Teen: What do you think made Elmer famous? It wasn’t the glue — it was the Fudd.
Cincinnati Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Young man, thoughtfully: I think the reason I stopped believing in God was because when I was little I begged… I begged him to give me Superman’s powers. And he never did. He never did…
Rocky River, Ohio
Overheard by: Defying Gravity
Waitress #1: At least you didn’t pee your pants like you did yesterday.
Waitress #2: I know, right?
Steak-n-Shake
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: pee bee
Girl stretching after a workout: Oooh, my cooter bone!
Ohio University
Athens, Ohio
Overheard by: Meredith
