…After You Put Your Legs Up on Your Desk, Ma'am.

Male lab instructor: So, really, it's totally unnatural for a human baby to pass through such a small birth canal when their heads are so big. But it's also unnatural for us to give birth laying down. We should stand. Then the canal is more open, and gravity does most of the work. We are fighting nature. Now, why am I talking about pregnancy? I lost my train of thought.

Anthropology Class
Kent State University, Ohio

Posted on July 4, 2015
Body parts, Class, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Guys, Ohio, Pregnancy, Questions

Do Your Best and I’ll Laugh at You

Bimbette, inquiring about exam during review: Yeah, but, like — what if you, like, can’t think that hard?

Ohio University
Athens, Ohio

Posted on June 28, 2015
Bimbettes, Class, Ohio, Questions

Dude, You’re the Worst Beggar Ever

Student: So, basically I’ve come to beg for my life.
Professor: Go on.
Student: So, I need this class to graduate, right? But I know I’m failing. The problem is I’m taking too many credit hours and stopped coming to class, but this guy that I know who was taking notes for me and whatever — he stopped coming to class because he says he can’t stand to listen to you drone on and on. But don’t worry, it’s not like I don’t like psychology or anything — I love deviant psychology. So can I get extra credit or something?
Professor: Oh, Lord, no.

Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: JP

Posted on June 8, 2015
Education, Ohio, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

So Anyway, She’s Talking to Crackhead John and Smelly Pete

Girl #1: So, I walk into my Econ class, and Katie’s there.
Girl #2: Who?
Girl #1: Awkward Katie.
Girl #2: Crazy Katie?
Girl #1: Naked Katie.
Girl #2: Ohhh! There are way too many Katies. You could have just said ‘Naked Katie’ and I would have known what you were talking about.

Delaware, Ohio

Overheard by: None-of-the-above Katie

Posted on June 3, 2015
Chicks, Names, Ohio

She Sent Me So I Could Learn to Drink

Pregnant teen waiting in lunch line: Yeah, I'm having the shower at my grandma's. My mom said she did not send me to that fancy Catholic school just so I could get knocked up.

Publis High School
Cincinnati, Ohio