Kid to mom in car with windows up: Mom! I peed outside today! Mom! Did you hear what I said? I peed outside today! [Mom doesn’t respond.] Mom! Mom! I peed outside today! I peed outside today!
Mom, opening the door: Shut up and get in the car.
Kindercare, 196th Street
Lynnwood, Washington
Overheard by: snickerpants
Lady: Our cat used to jump up and pee on the stove. You can only imagine the smell of cooked urine.
Vet’s office
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-love-smell-of-hot-urine-on-cool.html
Overheard by: hortense
Dude #1: My urine is probably clearer than the water coming out of the shower. My penis is like a Brita, right?
Dude #2: Yeah.
Dude #1: So I’m practically peeing holy water.
Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York
Overheard by: Nik
Waitress #1: At least you didn’t pee your pants like you did yesterday.
Waitress #2: I know, right?
Steak-n-Shake
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: pee bee
Girl getting off Supreme Scream, to no one in particular: I did it! (lowers voice) And I didn't pee!
Knott's Berry Farm
California
Bro #1: So, how did the fight start?
Bro #2: Who knows, something about some guy's girlfriend getting pissed on.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/434074735/again-4.html
Overheard by: looks like R. Kelly is making his rounds.
Thug in shadows: But when you pee on a rock it bounces back at you!
Ridgewood, New Jersey
Guy walking into bathroom: Hey, is that your beer on top of that urinal?
Guy using urinal: You know it!
Prince Edward Tavern
Hamilton
Canadia
Overheard by: M@
