How Was Your Mother's Day, Philadelphia?

Guys on bench to kid on phone: No, we're not gonna pee on you, we're just gonna give you a shower!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 2, 2015
Guys, Pee, Pennsylvania, Threats, Weirdness

To Be Fair, No One's First Job Interview Goes Well

Man in bathroom on cell: Hang on a sec, I am going someplace quieter. (a few seconds later) Damn, hang on. I just peed on my hand.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/443767925/nobody-saw-that-coming.html

Overheard by: did they know you were in the bathroom? Ewww.

Posted on December 7, 2014
Default, Guys, Hands, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Weirdness

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Asian chick: Oh my god, this huge, fat-ass raindrop just fell on my head.
Friend: You’re a huge, fat-ass raindrop! You’re such a fat-ass raindrop, you make people over-hydrated!
Asian chick, shocked: There’s no such thing as over-hydrated! You just pee a lot!

Muirlands Middle School
La Jolla, California

Posted on November 17, 2014
Asians, California, Pee, Stupidity

It’s Only a Hall-of-Famer If You Still Scored

Guy #1: Dude, I’m really embarrassed. Last night I peed in her roommate’s closet.
Guy #2: Hall of fame! That’s hall of fame material!

http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2007/01/just-what-hall-are-we-discussing.html

Posted on August 20, 2014
Colleges & Universities, Frat boy types, Gossip, Overheard at Loyola, Pee

That’s Always One for the Scrapbook

Kid to mom in car with windows up: Mom! I peed outside today! Mom! Did you hear what I said? I peed outside today! [Mom doesn’t respond.] Mom! Mom! I peed outside today! I peed outside today!
Mom, opening the door: Shut up and get in the car.

Kindercare, 196th Street
Lynnwood, Washington

Overheard by: snickerpants

Posted on December 5, 2013
Gossip, Parenting, Pee, Should have used a condom, Washington

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Lady: Our cat used to jump up and pee on the stove. You can only imagine the smell of cooked urine.

Vet’s office
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-love-smell-of-hot-urine-on-cool.html

Overheard by: hortense

Posted on November 29, 2013
Crazies, Overheard in Philly, Pee

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spigot

Dude #1: My urine is probably clearer than the water coming out of the shower. My penis is like a Brita, right?
Dude #2: Yeah.
Dude #1: So I’m practically peeing holy water.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Nik