At Some Point, One Gets Full Of TV

Middle-aged woman: What's on TV tonight?
Middle-aged man: I think Chuck is.
Middle-aged woman: Oh, do we watch that?
Middle-aged man: I don't know.

Boone, North Carolina

Posted on May 7, 2010
Couples, North Carolina, Questions, TV shows

Pretty Much Sums It Up.

Girl to friend: And then they nailed Him to a cross! And we get chocolate eggs for this?

College Campus
Michigan

Posted on April 24, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Food, Girls, Jesus, Michigan, Questions

Now Could You Delicately Put That Switchblade Away?

Scary emo girl, pointing at friend: What am I? Say it! Say it! What am I? Say it!
Bullied emo guy, quietly: You're a delicate emo angel.

Federal Hill
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M

Posted on April 10, 2010
Compliments, Girls, Guys, Questions, Rhode Island, Threats

I'm a Politician— So What Do You Think?

Man: Does your thingy work down here?

Washington, DC

Posted on April 5, 2010
Guys, Questions, Washington, DC, Words

On the Plus Side, We Got Free Flavored Condoms!

Doting, nervous mom: Honey! How was your first day of kindergarten?
Blond little boy, sounding disappointed: My teacher is really thrilled about safety.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/383693709/play-time-is-over.html

Overheard by: does that mean scissor juggling is out?

Posted on April 3, 2010
Education, Kids, Moms, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

And, in That Moment, I Fell a Little Bit More in Love with Him

Big black lady on cell, while eating: No, girl, you don't even know! He actually said, “do you have a beer in your pocket? Cuz I'd really like to get in yo' pants!”

Irving, Texas

Overheard by: cherryindallas