Questions

Scary emo girl, pointing at friend: What am I? Say it! Say it! What am I? Say it!
Bullied emo guy, quietly: You're a delicate emo angel.

Federal Hill
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M

Man: Does your thingy work down here?

Washington, DC

Doting, nervous mom: Honey! How was your first day of kindergarten?
Blond little boy, sounding disappointed: My teacher is really thrilled about safety.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/383693709/play-time-is-over.html

Overheard by: does that mean scissor juggling is out?

Big black lady on cell, while eating: No, girl, you don't even know! He actually said, “do you have a beer in your pocket? Cuz I'd really like to get in yo' pants!”

Irving, Texas

Overheard by: cherryindallas

Guy: Cause, like, Stalin was a pretty crazy dude, right?

York University
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Just don't call me dude

Four-year-old girl, pointing to reproduction of David statue: Is that statue made out of butter?

Small Town
Pennsylvania

Mexican girl: Do Mexicans even know how to use star 69? Because I asked one once, and she didn't.

Corpus Christi, Texas

Overheard by: overheardincc

Asian guy #1: So… Where are we goin'?
Asian guy #2: Well, I haven't cleaned my ears since this morning, so… Gotta do that.

Community College
Reno, Nevada

Overheard by: Michele

Girlfriend to boyfriend: What I want to know is why the hell people haven't domesticated the rhino yet!

Royal Ontario Museum
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Surprised

Girl: Hey, do you remember that show The Littlest Hobo?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: That's all. I just wanted to remind you of it.

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Meech