That's What Grrrl Power Means

Girl #1: I have to gloat a little. Who's the perv now, bitches?
Girl #2: Still us.
Girl #1: Well, duh, still us. But now them, too!
Girl #2: Totally.

Maynard, Massachusetts

Posted on May 14, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Insults, Massachusetts, Questions

And You Know the Company Bylaws

Male Wal-Mart employee to female coworker: Come on, what's your problem? (smiles at her)
Female coworker: I can't smile. I work here.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/350891654/i-can-relate.html

Overheard by: A. Lil

Posted on May 11, 2022
Coworkers, Jobs & Careers, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

Tell Their Pimp What You're Into, and Find Out.

Guy in jumper: What do hermit crabs actually do?

Pet Shop
Australia

Overheard by: Stunned

Posted on May 9, 2022
Animals, Australia, Guys, Questions, Stores

In the Glass Box That Says “Break in Case Of Emergency”

Guy, walking into Planned Parenthood: Hey, I just locked my keys in my car that's just around the corner. Can I borrow a coat hanger?
Girl working front desk: Uh, do you know where you are?
Guy: No.
Girl working front desk: Well, we keep 'em in the back!

Bloomington, Indiana

Overheard by: Morgan Roddy

Posted on May 9, 2022
Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Indiana, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

Necessity Is the Mother of Water-Bottle Bongs

Leader of group of nervous teens: Hey, do you sell rolling papers here… for tobacco?
Convenience store clerk: Sorry, man. We’ve only got ones for pot.

Noland Road
Independence, Missouri

Overheard by: snickering customer behind them

Posted on May 1, 2022
Missouri, Questions, Strangers

Because I Really Need to Work on My Reverse-Cowgirl

Girl on cell: So I learned over the weekend that my parents are swingers. I know, it was so weird! It's like, okay, so on the weekends you go out and have sex with other people… Yeah… Do we have practice today?

College of Saint Benedict
St. Joseph, Minnesota

Overheard by: Rose

Posted on April 26, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Girls, Minnesota, Questions, Sex

And I Still Haven't Called Myself

Girl #1: Does transvestism work both ways?
Girl #2: It should. I've dressed up as a man before and I looked damn hot. My tits are small enough you can't even tell!

University of New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Nac

Posted on April 24, 2022
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Louisiana, Questions, Sexuality

Poof! Like an Astronaut Landing on Moondust.

Guy to pals: Did you ever put baby powder on your butt and then fart?

Newark, Delaware

Overheard by: how are these people my friends?

Posted on April 22, 2022
Burping & farting, Default, Delaware, Guys, Questions

…When We Run Out Of Saran Wrap.

Roommate #1: Do you want to go clothes shopping for spring break?
Roommate #2, making disgusted face: I don't wear clothes on spring break.
Roommate #1: (long pause)
Roommate #2: I just wear a bathing suit.

University of Michigan, Ann Arbor

Overheard by: Roommate #3

Posted on April 17, 2022
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Shopping

Great Motor Skills for a 1-Year-Old, Though.

Suit #1, referring to scar on suit #2's throat: What happened to you?
Suit #2: My daughter is batshit. What of it?

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Julia

Posted on April 13, 2022
Body parts, Colorado, Family ties, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Suits

Questions