And I Still Haven't Called Myself

Girl #1: Does transvestism work both ways?
Girl #2: It should. I've dressed up as a man before and I looked damn hot. My tits are small enough you can't even tell!

University of New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Nac

Posted on April 24, 2022
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Louisiana, Questions, Sexuality

Poof! Like an Astronaut Landing on Moondust.

Guy to pals: Did you ever put baby powder on your butt and then fart?

Newark, Delaware

Overheard by: how are these people my friends?

Posted on April 22, 2022
Burping & farting, Default, Delaware, Guys, Questions

…When We Run Out Of Saran Wrap.

Roommate #1: Do you want to go clothes shopping for spring break?
Roommate #2, making disgusted face: I don't wear clothes on spring break.
Roommate #1: (long pause)
Roommate #2: I just wear a bathing suit.

University of Michigan, Ann Arbor

Overheard by: Roommate #3

Posted on April 17, 2022
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Shopping

Great Motor Skills for a 1-Year-Old, Though.

Suit #1, referring to scar on suit #2's throat: What happened to you?
Suit #2: My daughter is batshit. What of it?

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Julia

Posted on April 13, 2022
Body parts, Colorado, Family ties, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Suits

The Ones I Do Have Thankfully Have Easy-to-Remember 1-900 Numbers

Salesman to guy purchasing new phone: Yeah, we can totally transfer all your contacts and calendar and stuff to this new phone.
Guy (in English accent): Well, can you do that on this other model?
Salesman: No, you can't transfer your contacts from your old one to this model.
Guy (in English accent): Oh, that doesn't matter. I don't have any friends.

Austin, Texas