This Is the Same Girl Who Checks Out the Basement in Horror Movies

Crying girl to boyfriend: But I love you! You love me!
Boyfriend: Listen very carefully to me. I fucked her. You shouldn't have been a bitch to me about your friends. Now you can get over this and stop being a bitch and we can go get dinner and ice cream and then go home and fuck like sexy little drunk bunnies, or you can keep it up and find yourself without a boyfriend. Your call. Move on and be in love with me, or be a bitch and get dumped.
Girlfriend, still crying: I'm sorry.
Boyfriend: I know. It's okay.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on October 18, 2008
Advice, Couples, Default, Feelings, Georgia, Girls, Guys, Infidelity, Insults, Relationships, Sex

Eli Whitney: I Swear, Sir, That Was Never My Intention!

Drunk college girl: She doesn't use tampons because she doesn't want anything up there except her husband's dick? So, if she used tampons she'd be like, “Oh, I'm sorry honey, I lost my virginity to a cotton stick?” What a retard!

Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Megan

Posted on October 17, 2008
Default, Drunks, Health & Hygiene, Insults, Penis, Relationships, Sorority types, Stupidity, Tennessee

But She's the One Who Showed Up at the Club with the Lollipop and Pigtails

Man on cell: So now he thinks that I'm into her, and then she thinks that I'm a child molester…exactly.

Walnut Creek, California

Overheard by: Mod

Posted on October 9, 2008
California, Crimes, Default, Guys, On the phone, Relationships, Sexuality

Please Ignore This Inadvertent Overshare

Girl: I wish I had a loving relationship with my feet.
Woman: What?
Girl: Oh my god, you're not my mom!

Shoe Store
Durham, North Carolina

Posted on October 3, 2008
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, North Carolina, Relationships, Stores, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Maslow's Wasted on the Young

(in the atrium at the HQ of one of the national intelligence agencies)
Young woman to female buddy: It just wasn't meant to be. He refused to self-actualize me…

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/maybe-hes-cylon.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on October 1, 2008
Default, Eavesdrop DC, Relationships, Women, Words

Top Chef: Philadelphia Had a Whole Different Type Of Contestant

Ghetto girl: No! I'm just going to walk right up to him and be like, “your knives are in my car!”

La Salle University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on September 28, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Violence, Weirdness

Everything Is Coming Together!

Man #1: Hi! How are you?
Man #2 (excited): Great! I'm going through a divorce!
Man #1: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Man #2 (still excited): Yeah! My wife was with another man!

The Woodlands, Texas

Overheard by: ….what?

Posted on September 27, 2008
Default, Feelings, Guys, Infidelity, Questions, Relationships, Texas, Weirdness

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