Think Of It Like That Marijuana You Have in Your Desk

Teenage girl in the middle of high school hallway: Hold on to your virginity, Kaylee! Hold on to it, and never let it go!

Edmonton
Canadia

Posted on September 4, 2017
Advice, Canadia, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens, Virginity

And, More Importantly, What Is Up with the Name “Dallin”?

Drama teacher to students: Okay, I want you all to close your eyes and imagine the most painful thing you can think of. Okay?
(a few moments pass)
Drama teacher: Okay, who wants to share? Dallin, how about you?
Dallin: Umm… Well, I imagined giving birth to a cactus baby.
Girl next to him: What is with you and cactus babies?

High School
Utah

Overheard by: Weskimo

Posted on July 5, 2017
Birthing, Feelings, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Utah, Weirdness

The Cherry Poppin' Daddies Are on Tour Again

Teacher, on first day of school: So, did anything particularly exciting happen during your vacation?
Loud teenage girl at back of room: I lost my virginity… three times!

Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on February 23, 2017
Canadia, Education, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Students, Teachers, Teens, Virginity

The Most High-Brow Reference to Be Made in Arkansas

Cultured student, before exam week: I'm drinking more Earl Grey than Jean-Luc Picard this week.

High School
Little Rock, Arkansas

Posted on August 14, 2016
Arkansas, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, TV shows

Why the Taliban Exists

Teacher: From an evolutionary perspective, what do you have more time to do if you don't need to find a mate?
Female student: Build an army!

South Eugene High School
Eugene, Oregon

Posted on July 18, 2016
Education, Oregon, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Violence

Come Back! You Teach in Korea!

16-year-old: There are 24 letters in the alphabet, right?
Teacher: I quit.

Bradley, Illinois

Overheard by: A Horrified Student

Posted on July 10, 2016
Education, Illinois, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

Dear Skanky Girl– Call Me — Love, Dave

Skanky girl sitting at outdoor lunch table: I wanna have sex on the bleachers, I wanna have sex in the classrooms, I wanna have sex in the principal's office, I wanna have sex in the teacher's lounge…

High School
Missouri

Overheard by: Jacob

Posted on February 27, 2016
Default, Education, Girls, Missouri, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex

Unless You Were Ellen Pompeo’s Cook

Young topologist: It would be so cool to be a chef, because, like, what you cook would be inside people who eat your food.

Creative Arts High School
St. Paul, Minnesota

Posted on February 26, 2016
Food, Jobs & Careers, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students

Clearly You've Never Had to Deal with a Crying Five-Year-Old

English teacher: Literature just isn't exciting unless people suffer. Like Dora the Explorer, nothing bad ever happens to her. The show would be a lot better if her monkey got hit by a car and died, wouldn't it?

High School
Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: mcoo

Posted on February 18, 2016
Animals, Books, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Education, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

Gosh, I Miss The Osbournes.

Tween boy #1: I'm bummed. I grabbed my mom's iPod instead of mine this morning.
Tween boy #2: They look the same, how do you know it's not yours?
Tween boy #1: I have Radiohead and The Shins, she has Deicide and Cradle of Filth.
Tween boy #2: I love that woman.

High School
Florida

Overheard by: Sandy Paws

Posted on February 17, 2016
Compare and contrast, Florida, Music, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Technology, Tweens

School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Dear Skanky Girl– Call Me — Love, Dave