Joey Tribbiani As a Kid

Feminist speaker: What does feminism mean to you?
Dude: Lack of delicious sandwich?

Catholic High School classroom
Aurora, Colorado

Posted on April 11, 2026
Colorado, Default, Euphemisms, Food, Guys, Philosophy, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Words

It Is Important to Air Things Out

Preppy girl: I love not wearing pants.
[Friends start to laugh.]Preppy girl: No! I mean have you ever gone to the beach and –you just take off your bottoms and –no! I mean you like take off your swimsuit bottoms–.
[Friends erupt in laughter.]Preppy girl: I just mean –I just like not wearing pants…

High School
San Diego, California

Posted on April 8, 2026
California, Clothes, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Preppies, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Words

Planned Parenthood Would Have Advised Mary to Say No

Planned parenthood speaker: I’m here to talk to you about birth control.
Chick, ecstatic: This really is the best Christmas ever!

High School Assembly
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on April 4, 2026
Birthing, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Education, Happiness, Holidays, Pregnancy, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

I Want the Human Race to Pack This Planet Like a Sausage

English professor: Just think of all the eggs that are wasted every time a woman doesn’t get pregnant… That’s what I do.

Montevallo, Alabama

Posted on March 26, 2026
Alabama, Cum, Default, Education, Euphemisms, Pregnancy, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

For Instance, If the State Wants to Mix Stripes and Plaids

Bimbette government teacher, explaining checks and balances: So then, like, the national government says to the state government, “Um, you can’t do that, you little… like, state.”

Canton, Michigan

Posted on March 25, 2026
Bimbettes, Education, Michigan, Politics, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Words

Also Why She Refuses to Play Musical Chairs

Girl #1: Isn’t lap dancing anal sex?
Girl #2: Uhh, excuse me?
Girl #1: Well, if a girl sits on a guy’s lap and he gets an erection, it would go [points up] up the ass, right?

High School
Australia

Overheard by: NinjaPirates

Posted on March 22, 2026
Ass, Australia, Backdoor, Compare and contrast, Dancing, Erections, Girls, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Out of What?

Five-year-old boy: How old are you?
Tutor: Twenty.
Five-year-old boy: Yeah, well, do you know how to make a monkey?

Dallas, Texas

Posted on March 21, 2026
Age and ageing, Animals, Default, Education, Guys, Kids, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Science, Teachers, Texas, Wishes

We’re More Of a Honky Hut Family

Black student to white teacher: So we’re going to Sarasota to visit a college up there. Do you know the easiest way to get there?
White teacher: Sure! You can take I-75 straight up, and if you want to stop for something to eat, there’s Cracker Barrel all over the place.
Black student: Cracker Barrel? Umm, no, I don’t think so…

Design and Architecture High School
Miami, Florida

Posted on March 18, 2026
Advice, Black people, Fears, Florida, Food, Names, Offers and requests, Questions, Race, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, US Geography

I Got Strung Up by My Ankles at an AC/DC Concert for That Mistake

English teacher: A rhetorical question is a question you don’t expect an answer to. When a band yells, “Are you ready to rock?”, they’re not actually expecting someone to yell back, “Not quite, give us a couple more minutes.”

Hume-Fogg High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on March 17, 2026
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Tennessee, Words

…Whom I’d Started Dating in Geometry

Boy #1, talking to friend in between classes: Hey what did you do in English?
Boy #2: Oh… I broke up with Jessica*.

Berryhill High School
Oklahoma

Overheard by: BlakeMas

Posted on March 12, 2026
Compare and contrast, Education, Guys, Oklahoma, Questions, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

School [Elem., Middle, & High]