Gosh, I Love the Senator's Parties.

Guy #1: I think I have the handcuffs, but I'll call you if I don't.
Guy #2: Yeah, yeah, and I've got the fairy wings, for sure.

High School
Toronto, Canadia

Overheard by: Hope the where talking about drama class

Posted on December 1, 2018
Canadia, Guys, Kink, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

That Damn Third Commandment Always Trips Me Up

Good Catholic schoolboy to friend who just recited a really long prayer: Good job! You only missed one word. This one can be really hard and you almost got it perfect.
Bad Catholic schoolboy: God dammit! Jesus Christ, I'm never gonna get this bullshit memorized!

Goretti-Neumann High
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: lora

Posted on June 19, 2018
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Education, Etiquette, Friends, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens, Words

If You Don’t, Try the Cafeteria’s Amphetameatloaf

History teacher (hanging up posters with spray adhesive): If ya’ll get high from this, you’re welcome.

High School
Columbia, South Carolina

Overheard by: thank you!

Posted on June 7, 2018
Default, Drugs, Education, Etiquette, School [Elem., Middle, & High], South Carolina, Teachers

Baby Steps, Sweetie

Girl: I made out with a five-year-old orphan today.
Boy: Well, I guess that's a little better.

High School
Florida

Posted on April 21, 2018
Florida, Girls, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kids, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

Who's Black and White and Back from the Dead All Over?

Black girl, holding up picture she drew of black Jesus: My hero is Jesus Christ.
White kid: Jesus isn't black.
Black girl: Yes, he is!
White kid: No, he's white!
Uncomfortable teacher: Now, now, let's just say Jesus is all colors!

Art Class, Middle School
Maryland

Posted on April 6, 2018
Black people, Education, Jesus, Maryland, Race, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Whiteys

That's What Wretching Means, Right?

Guy with limp: I went up to a teacher and was like, “are you sexually aroused by my limp?”
Friend: What did she say?
Guy with limp: He didn't say anything, but I knew he was.

Kingston High School
Kingston, New York

Posted on March 29, 2018
Default, Education, Friends, Guys, New York, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality

Some Gay Guys Have No Idea How to Woo Each Other

Upset gay boy: This is awful. I just wanted you to see the giant vagina made of sand.

Virginia Tech

Posted on February 22, 2018
Default, Gripes, Guys, Queers, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Vagina, Virginia, Weirdness

But She Once Wore a Paper Sombrero and Sang “La Bamba” at the School Pageant

Native American girl: Yeah, when I was in kindergarten, I was the only Mexican in class. Well, except for Reema. She's Lebanese.

High School
San Diego, California

Posted on January 10, 2018
California, Compare and contrast, Education, Geography, Girls, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity

But That Doesn't Mean I'll Tolerate Flogging and Spanking in My Class

Music teacher: Tenors like to dominate.

School
Western Australia
Australia

Posted on December 25, 2017
Australia, Jobs & Careers, Music, Roleplay, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

Then What’s Sap?

Girl: Mister, what’s that?
Teacher: That is an air purifier.
Girl: A what?
Teacher: An air purifier.
Girl: That’s crazy, what yo need an air purifier for?
Teacher: To get the pollen out of the air.
Girl: What’s pollen?
Teacher: Well, when trees have sex, they release pollen into the air.
Girl: You mean I am breathing in tree jizz!? [Shudders in repulsion at the thought.][Whole class laughs.]

High School
Austin, Texas

Posted on December 15, 2017
Cum, Education, Feelings, Girls, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Teachers, Texas

School [Elem., Middle, & High]