Out of What?

Five-year-old boy: How old are you?
Tutor: Twenty.
Five-year-old boy: Yeah, well, do you know how to make a monkey?

Dallas, Texas

Posted on March 21, 2026
Age and ageing, Animals, Default, Education, Guys, Kids, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Science, Teachers, Texas, Wishes

We’re More Of a Honky Hut Family

Black student to white teacher: So we’re going to Sarasota to visit a college up there. Do you know the easiest way to get there?
White teacher: Sure! You can take I-75 straight up, and if you want to stop for something to eat, there’s Cracker Barrel all over the place.
Black student: Cracker Barrel? Umm, no, I don’t think so…

Design and Architecture High School
Miami, Florida

Posted on March 18, 2026
Advice, Black people, Fears, Florida, Food, Names, Offers and requests, Questions, Race, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, US Geography

I Got Strung Up by My Ankles at an AC/DC Concert for That Mistake

English teacher: A rhetorical question is a question you don’t expect an answer to. When a band yells, “Are you ready to rock?”, they’re not actually expecting someone to yell back, “Not quite, give us a couple more minutes.”

Hume-Fogg High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on March 17, 2026
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Tennessee, Words

…Whom I’d Started Dating in Geometry

Boy #1, talking to friend in between classes: Hey what did you do in English?
Boy #2: Oh… I broke up with Jessica*.

Berryhill High School
Oklahoma

Overheard by: BlakeMas

Posted on March 12, 2026
Compare and contrast, Education, Guys, Oklahoma, Questions, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

Texas Finally Catches Up to the Rest of the Country

Teacher: In a representative democracy, if you don’t like who’s in office, what can you do?
Student: Impeach him!
Teacher: Well, that’s too drastic, what else?
Same student: Assassination?

9th Grade World Geography Class
Houston, Texas

Overheard by: amused teacher’s aide

Posted on March 2, 2026
Education, Murder, Politics, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Texas

True That

Dude: “I am Legend”? God, learn to grammar.

High School classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on February 21, 2026
Books, Colorado, Education, Guys, Movies, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Words

Even the White Album? C’mon Now!

Guy to friend: Dude, you just now figured out that The Beatles suck?

Public School
Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on February 17, 2026
Friends, Guys, Music, Nevada, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

Do Girls Have Penises? Discuss

[Chick #1 drops purse, condom falls out.]Chick #2: [Hands it back.] I didn’t know you had a penis.
Chick #1: I’m just being prepared.
Chick #2: In case you grow a penis?

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado