Man to friend: I think the worst part about this whole cancer thing is that his smell has changed.
Boston, Massachusetts
Man to friend: I think the worst part about this whole cancer thing is that his smell has changed.
Boston, Massachusetts
Crazy guy: Hey, June*! Do you know that my cabinets keep opening and closing by themselves?
June*: Well, do you believe in ghosts?
Crazy guy: Yes, I do!
June*: Maybe your place is haunted, and the ghosts just want to say hello.
Crazy guy, after thinking a while: No, I think it's just my schizophrenia.
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Sweenan A. Mornstuy
College guy: You know when you throw the egg at the pink dinosaur? You know that sound? That's what her accent sounds like.
Macalester College
St. Paul, Minnesota
Professor, looking at picture of optical illusion: Here…we have…a bunch of lines.
Northwestern Univeristy
Chicago, Illinois
Guy going up escalator to friend: Did you see that? That guy just tried to touch my butt.
Friend: Don't complain, he succeeded in touching mine!
Washington, DC
Australian lecturer: Nakedness wasn't good until now. Now it's great.
College
Portland, Oregon
Young boy #1: I want a wedding cake snowball.
Young boy #2: What does a wedding cake snowball taste like?
Young boy #1: Like wedding cake.
Young boy #2: I've never been to a wedding.
Young boy #1: Then it just tastes like cake.
Snowball Stand
Louisiana
Dude, with narrowed eyes: I know your kind. I bet you're sticky.
High School
Englewood, Colorado
Boyfriend, looking around suspiciously: … It smells funny…
Girlfriend: It’s the outside!
Webster City, Iowa
Overheard by: Phoebe
Girl: Everything I touch smells like Britney Spears, but in a bad way.
Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
