Girl: Okay, what other weird noises have I made? … I queefed…
Boyfriend: I helped.
Athens, Ohio
Girl: Okay, what other weird noises have I made? … I queefed…
Boyfriend: I helped.
Athens, Ohio
Girl #1: I just don’t think I’ll ever have sex without a condom.
Girl #2: Oh, please — that’s like saying you’re going to wait until marriage.
Mia’s Mexican Restaurant
Dallas, Texas
Guy to girls: First I kicked her, then I put a dick in her ear.
Target
Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin
Overheard by: NU Rules
Drunk guy to drunk girl: … But I haven’t even slept with you yet!
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: amused passerby
Girl: That orgy was like Legos — anyone and everyone on top of each other! You didn’t know what was what, who was who, where someone began or where did they end. It was just a big pile of human building blocks of pleasure.
Wonka Bar
Curitiba
Brazil
Guy: Come on! He’s only a little retarded.
Chick: I’m not going to sleep with him. Ever!
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/its-illegal-anyway-right.html
Overheard by:
Student: Okay, so maybe he was inside me and I was moving around, but it wasn’t sex.
Williamsburg, Virginia
Female cashier on cell while ringing up items: Of course I wash my hands after I go to the bathroom! [Long pause, then smirks flirtatiously.] Ew, Jonathon! [Lowers voice] I don’t do that to myself — especially not into my hands…
Staples
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: very amused
Health teacher: The four types of sexual activity we’re going to cover are vaginal intercourse, anal sex, oral sex, and mutual masturbation.
Eighth grader: Oral sex? Isn’t that, like, over the phone?
Pyle Middle School
Bethesda, Maryland
Overheard by: Next year the teacher preempted the question in her lecture
