Second year student: So, what do you do when your potential client is not being straight with you?
Professor: If you can’t get at them frontally, get at them sideways.
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: bootstraps
Second year student: So, what do you do when your potential client is not being straight with you?
Professor: If you can’t get at them frontally, get at them sideways.
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: bootstraps
Female student: The women incite their husbands and the women get mad when their babies get eaten.
Sarah Lawrence College
Bronxville, New York
Freshman girl: I see a rubber glove, and I don’t think it’s a rubber glove — I think it’s a condom for a guy with five dicks.
Newton North High School
Newton, Massachusetts
Algebra class kid: Will we ever use this stuff in real life?
Teacher: No. You won't.
Middle School Algebra Class
New Jersey
Sit-ups guy to older dude: Oh, hey there, Bob.
Older dude: You know, every time I see you I think of my dog.
Sit-ups guy: Oh? Why's that?
Older dude: I keep trying to get him to kneel. (walks away)
Z-Center, MIT
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: MaybeHisNameIsNeal
Boy: I believe in waiting until marriage.
Girl: That’s funny, cause I believe in you fucking my brains out.
Bryn Mawr College
Pennsylvania
College girl #1: Did you hear about that slavery thing?
College girl #2: No, like a real, live slavery thing?
College girl #1: Yeah! It's in Europe somewhere, like the Philippines.
Rock Valley College
Illinois
Drunk student: I want nothing more in life than to be able to turn into a shoehorn.
Vancouver
Canadia
Guy leaving psych class: Why are we talking about bed bugs liking it up the ass?! How is that relevant?
University of Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Ellie
Professor: So, there seems to be the notion that a girl who dresses like a slut is asking for it.
Male student: Now, I do not dabble in sluts myself, but I have plenty of friends who do.
Professor: I think we’re done for the day.
Sociology class, University of Colorado
Colorado
