Tonight's Movie: P.S.– I Oven You.

High school girl to friend: History is my favorite subject, my favorite is the holocaust…I love the holocaust!

Dentist Office, Korea Town
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: anon

Posted on June 29, 2018
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Doctor's office, Feelings, Girls, History, Students, Weirdness

That's What You Said About Menstruation!

Professor: How does a microwave work?
Student: Electromagnetic waves.
Professor: Oh, “electromagnetic waves”! That's a fancy way of saying “magic.”

University of Delaware

Overheard by: Magician

Posted on June 29, 2018
Delaware, Education, Magic, Questions, Science, Students, Teachers, Technology, Weirdness, Words

And Neither Could God

College student: So first my girlfriend and I split, then I got accepted into the frat, and then I found god…I couldn't handle spring break after that weekend.

Georgetown University
Washington, DC

Posted on June 20, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, God, Relationships, Students, Washington, DC

Name It “Suri Cruise”?

Girl during evolution lab in biology: So, humans came from monkeys, right? So, if two monkeys had a baby and it was a human, like, what would we do with it?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/292935894/put-it-in-biology-class.html

Overheard by: we would name it tarzan.

Posted on June 17, 2018
Animals, Education, Overheard in Minneapolis, Parenting, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

It’s a Bloody Miracle

Male student, about an exam: What do we have to know about the external parts of the female reproductive system?
Professor: Everything! Not just for the exam, but for yourself! All of you!

Rutgers University
New Jersey

Overheard by: Marina

Posted on June 14, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Guys, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Questions, Science, Students, Teachers

Gives the TAs a Nice Change from the Shit They Have to Deal with

Girl in math class: I mean, seriously. I've been pissing all over these quizzes lately.
Friend: I know, right? Me too.

Michigan State University

Posted on June 10, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Friends, Girls, Michigan, Pee, Questions, Students

It’s in My Sippy Cup Right Now

Second grade teacher: Okay, so if you are what you eat, what food would you be?
Student #1: Cake!
Student #2: Candy!
Student #3: Beer!
Second grade teacher: No, you can’t choose that. It’s illegal for you to drink beer.
Student #3: But I drink it all the time!

St. Catharine’s
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on June 4, 2018
Canadia, Comebacks, Crimes, Default, Food, Kids, Questions, Students, Teachers

We Imagine Futurama‘s Professor Farnsworth in This Role

Student: Hi professor, we need some help with our regressions.
Professor, cutting her off: Enough about you. I got a new dog yesterday, look I have a picture!
Student: Uhh… He’s cute?

Wellesley, Massachusetts

Posted on May 31, 2018
Animals, Default, Education, Etiquette, Massachusetts, Students, Teachers

And I Still Don’t Think “Bloody Mary” Had Anything to Do with Aunt Flo

Guy: The professor talked about the uterus for 20 minutes. Who talks about the uterus in a history class?

Stone Center, Jacksonville State University
Jacksonville, Alabama

Posted on May 29, 2018
Alabama, Students, Uterus

Yikes, Where?

Teacher, on Rosh Hashanah: Dylan?
Dylan: Here.
Teacher: Katie?
Katie: Here.
Teacher: Adam?
Class: Jew.

Hume-Fogg High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on May 26, 2018
Religion, Students, Teachers, Tennessee

Students