Professor: I urge you to visit the TA as well, because we have complementary viewpoints. For example, he’s with it… and I’m not.
UNC-Chapel Hill
North Carolina
Overheard by: Li’l Bit
Professor: I urge you to visit the TA as well, because we have complementary viewpoints. For example, he’s with it… and I’m not.
UNC-Chapel Hill
North Carolina
Overheard by: Li’l Bit
Philosophy professor: I know you’d all rather drink a bucket of hamster vomit than read a book.
Overheard in Miami Facebook group
Overheard by: sarah
Anthropology teacher: All women are beautiful, whether they're tall and skinny or not. Including female Sasquatch.
USF
Florida
Professor, reading student midterm reviews of his teaching style: When asked the question, “what would help you understand the material better?” someone wrote “if you wore a thong.” My answer to that is, “how do you know I'm not?”
(class erupts in laughter)
University of Michigan, Dearborn
Overheard by: Nehal
Professor (about Hamlet): So how is this like Lesbian porn?
Illinois Wesleyan University
Economics professor: I don't judge others' lifestyles. (pause) I mean…unless they are a total trainwreck.
Illinois State University
Professor: Even my own mother tells people I’m a drug dealer.
http://www.overheardatumbc.com
Professor: And you go home and watch something dumb on TV, like that Tila Tequila show with the lesbians and the guys… I don’t understand who would want to date her anyway, she looks like a disease on legs.
Harbor College, California
Professor of Physiological Psychology: … And that’s why you go down to the crackhouse with a wad of cash.
Rutgers University
New Jersey
