Undies

Girl #1: I saw her panties.
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Oh, they were off of her, not on her.

Woodbridge, Virginia

Oh, Please– Victoria's Secret's Been Selling Those for Years.

Girl, about teacher: He kept bending over in front of my desk. And he was wearing these tie-dye boxers, and they were hanging out of his pants. Except it looked like a thong. Like, there was a thong line. So, yeah, he might have been wearing a thong.
Girl #2: Maybe it's like a weird, secret guy thing. The top looks like boxers but the rest is a thong.
Girl #1: Yeah.

High School
Columbia, Missouri

Female college student: Why are you wearing underwear? I don't wear underwear. I'm a dancer. You are not a dancer. What are you even doing here? You're not a real dancer. You're an elf. And you're going to wear panties like an elf.

Chicago, Illinois

Whiny girl to female friend, showing a polka-dotted bra: Come on! I'm trying to show you my boobs!
Boy, lifting his shirt: The only boobs she wants to see are mine!

Eugene, Oregon

Girl #1: So, I wore your underwear the other day.
Girl #2: Well, at least they were clean. I just washed them.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/413280217/her-fingers-are-crossed-behind-her-back.html

Overheard by: mitch

(walking past Victoria's Secret PINK)
Goth #1: Dude, that place sells, like, sexy lingerie for 14-year-olds.
Goth #2: Awesome, dude!

Old Orchard Mall
Skokie, Illinois

Lady walking out of an alley to man: I can't do it now, I'd have to take my shoes off and I'm not wearing any underwear.

Sacramento, California

Overheard by: Ambroziak

Hot girl #1: Have you decided what you're wearing tonight?
Hot girl #2: Pants.

Concord Pike
Wilminton, Delaware

Girl to friend: Yeah, the few times I’ve sold my underwear it was always the cheapest pair that sold for the most.

NW 23rd Avenue
Portland, Oregon

(elastic snapping sound)
Woman in stall: And that was the sound of my outside panties!

Bathroom, Dive Bar
Ohio

Overheard by: Monika