Hard to Imagine I'd Ever Get Sick Of Being Objectified

Gay guy: Then we can talk about boys more openly because I'll have long hair, and be pretty and have boobs!
Girl: They're not that fun…
Gay guy: Boobs aren't that fun?
Girl: No!

Pleasant Grove, Utah

Overheard by: Weskimo

Posted on December 24, 2009
Beauty, Girls, Hair, Queers, Questions, Rack, Sexuality, Utah

They're So Cute– I Want One

Junior girl, watching group of new freshman and shaking her head: I swear they keep getting smaller.

Weber State University
Utah

Posted on December 12, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Students, Utah

Mormon Undergarments, Explained

Emo girl #1: I don't want to smell bad; I just want to look like crap.
Emo girl #2: Yeah…

Hospital
Salt Lake City, Utah

Posted on August 19, 2009
Girls, Sensory experiences, Utah, Weirdness, Wishes

Be Afraid, Dear Reader. Be Very Afraid.

Man with thick accent on cell: The problem is that their religion is their life. They are diabolically opposed. (long pause) Yes. I think it is time for another crusades.

Salt Lake City, Utah

Posted on July 29, 2009
Evil, Guys, On the phone, Religion, Utah, Weirdness

Show a Man a Waxed Pussy and You Could Have Brillo on Your Legs

Bikini gal to friend: Wow! Do you ever shave? Your leg stubble just about took my eye out!
Friend: Please, I just spent $85 dollars on a Brazilian wax…look!
Bikini gal: Okay, Brittany, pull your fucking suit up! I'm just talking about your legs!

Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: zelph

Posted on June 21, 2009
Body parts, Comebacks, Friends, Girls, Money, Shaving, Utah

And She'd Squirtle in Her Pants

Girl #1: Okay, so my sister was watching Pokemon the other day, and asked me a question about it, and I don't know what to tell her.
Girl #2: Well, what is it?
Girl #1: She was wondering, since there are no animals in the show, like cows or anything, if when they ate meat they were eating Pokemon.
Girl #2: Don't tell her the truth, it'll break her nerdy little heart.

Utah

Posted on May 30, 2009
Animals, Body parts, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Food, Girls, Questions, TV shows, Utah

65% Of Me Is!

Brunette: I'm like a total vegetarian. Except I like chicken, and beef. And sometimes I eat bacon with my breakfast.
Blonde: Are you for real?

Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: Vastly Amused

Posted on May 13, 2009
Birds, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Questions, Utah

If I Show Up Late, They'll Devour Me After Intercourse

Man on cell: Hey man! Sorry I couldn't make it, I've got tons of widows waiting on me!

Eccles Tennis center
Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: Brittni

Posted on July 30, 2008
Default, Feelings, Guys, On the phone, Utah, Weirdness

It’s Also a Bathroom of a Sort

Girl: Can you tell me where the bathroom is?
Woman: Yeah, it’s at the end of this hallway. Just don’t look in the cage there.

Highland, Utah

Overheard by: A tiny bit worried…!

Posted on June 10, 2008
Advice, Default, Girls, Questions, Utah, Weirdness, Women

The Answer Was Both Better and Worse Than They Anticipated

Coworker #1: I don’t even know what on a penis you would even pierce.
Coworker #2: I don’t, either. Let me text my brother-in-law and ask him. Maybe I can get him to send us a picture of his.

Eye clinic
Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: also interested

Posted on March 27, 2008
Coworkers, Default, Fashion, Health & Hygiene, Penis, Questions, Utah