High school kid: … And then he started eating a ten dollar bill, so I beat him with a pool cue ’til he dropped it.
Alberta
Canadia
High school kid: … And then he started eating a ten dollar bill, so I beat him with a pool cue ’til he dropped it.
Alberta
Canadia
Five-year-old girl running through aisles: Mommy?! Mommy?!
Mother: Mommy die. Mommy go bye-bye. Mommy drowned. Mommy go kill herself.
Payless Shoes
Huntington Beach, California
Nun: I just keep hoping that our governor gets assassinated.
Bradley International Airport
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Father, seeing red squirrel: Shhh…
Son: Aaarrrggghhh!
Father, to passersby: Sorry. We’re beating him twice a day, but it doesn’t seem to help.
Formby Woods
Liverpool
United Kingdom
Very serious little boy to distracted mother: Do you know why I want a solar-powered light saber? Because it’s dangerous!
Southwest YMCA, Quito Avenue
Saratoga, California
Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl
Girl walking through campus: And that's why you can't put a cat in the microwave.
Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
College dude: I'd totally fuck her bottom half… and I'd just chomp off her top half.
San Jose, California
Overheard by: Skye
16-year-old male in office waiting room, to friend: You can't just solve all your problems by causing a nuclear holocaust, man!
Whatcom Community College
Bellingham, Washington
Overheard by: littlegirlmonkey
Fat female student: I'm thirty-eight years old with a criminal justice degree, and I still can't find nothin' to do in this valley. Nobody's hirin', nothin'.
Skinny female student: Couldn't you just be a cop?
Fat female student: I can't be a cop. They give me a badge an' a gun, I'd be shootin' at fags and wetbacks. I mean, in this day in age… Not to be rude or anything…
Bookstore
West Virginia University
Man #1: I hate the Middle East.
Man #2: Yeah. We should just nuke that island.
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Overheard by: amazed and frightened
