Much Better Than That Stupid Mel Gibson Speech

Girl with fake sword to group of fifty kids with fake swords (prepping them before their war in the park): Today is not about living, today is about dying. You will die at least 100 times today. And you will love it!

Clark Park
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: afraid of kids

Posted on June 28, 2023
Death & dying, Default, Feelings, Games, Girls, Kids, Pennsylvania, Violence

And Now That I Know I Can, I’m Adding It to My Routine

Girl: Why would you ever kick a squirrel?
Guy: I wanted to see if I could do it.

http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/10/they-have-feelings-too-you-know-girl.html

Overheard by: alyssa

Posted on June 24, 2023
Animals, Guys, Overheard in College Park, Violence

Not Everybody Likes Puppies

Chick #1, fawning over little pup: Oh my god, he is sooo adorable. Hellooo! Hellooo there, little guy! Awww, so cute. [She and her friend walk away.]Chick #2: Oh, he was so cute! I wish I could have one.
Chick #1: I wish I could have stepped on the little thing and squished its little head.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/29/are-we-talking-about-girl-1-or-the-dog/

Posted on May 31, 2023
Animals, Chicks, Overheard at McGill, Violence

We Can Bond by Watching the Footage Together Later

Mom: A 21-year-old girl from Oshkosh died today, but they aren’t saying how.
College daughter: A house blew up this morning… Well, a mobile home, actually.
Mom: And it killed that 21-year-old girl?!
College daughter: Well, no. They’re unrelated. Actually, I’m just trying to upstage you… But a house really did blow up.

Appleton, Wisconsin

Posted on May 16, 2023
Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Moms, Violence, Wisconsin

But I've Told Them We Don't Negotiate with Terrorists.

Children librarian, about girl scout troop outside: Um…they're throwing rocks at the windows.

Library
Suburbia, Illinois

Overheard by: martha

Posted on May 4, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Illinois, Kids, Violence, Weirdness

If You Have to Tell Her, You’re Doing It Wrong

Random guy: Man, you just gotta cowboy the fuck up and tell the dumb bitch you’re doing her in the ass!

Moe’s Southwest Grill
Norman, Oklahoma

Posted on April 23, 2023
Advice, Ass, Backdoor, Etiquette, Guys, Insults, Oklahoma, Rednecks, Relationships, Restaurants, Violence

I Stowed It in the Crawl-Space with Your Dignity

Mom: I don't wanna be finding knives in the lawn anymore!
20-year-old son: Where's my sword?

San Diego, California

Overheard by: tab

Posted on March 30, 2023
California, Default, Guys, Moms, Questions, Violence, Weirdness

Aren't You Glad We Can All Joke About Mass Murder Like This?

Sweet-ass security guard: Miss, you're going to have to hang up your phone and run it through the machine.
20-something girl intern: But I'm not a terrorist, and I'm on an important call. Can't I just walk through?
Sweet-ass security guard: Miss, that would be like Timothy McVeigh driving up and asking “hey, can I park my car here?”

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/insert-inappropriate-terrorism-joke.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on March 25, 2023
Compare and contrast, Cops, Crimes, Eavesdrop DC, Employees, Offers and requests, Violence

How Wars Start: Encapsulated.

20-something woman #1: I have mixed feelings about this bar and grill.
20-something man: I hate this bar and grill.
20-something woman #2: I'm gonna burn down this bar and grill!

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on January 10, 2023
Feelings, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Nevada, Violence

Grand Theft Auto: Apocalypse May Have Gone Too Far

Teenage ghetto boy: That'd be great, man, if everyone died … They'd be gone, and we could take all their cars!

Bus
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on January 2, 2023
Black people, Bus, Crimes, Death & dying, Default, Guys, Teens, Violence, Washington, Weirdness

Violence