…Preferably That Squirmy, Hairless Guy in the Back Row.

Dumb freshman girl: Why does being castrated make your voice high?
Friar professor: Talk to someone after class.

Seattle University
Washington

Overheard by: facepalm

Posted on March 29, 2011
Body parts, Girls, Questions, Teachers, Washington, Weirdness

…As Some Of You Guessed on the Midterm?

Veterinary pathology professor: The client's Samoyed had puppies, and the last pup came out green. So what happened? Did the bitch get raped by a martian?

Washington State University
Pullman, Washington

Posted on March 23, 2011
Animals, Questions, Teachers, Washington, Weirdness

Although If Girls Had Dicks, I'd Be All Over 'em

Guy #1: Do you like Guns 'n' Roses?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: In a strange sort of way, I know Slash. Well… Slash's mom used to be my TA, you know, my teacher's assistant, when I was a kid.
Guy #2: You gotta get me his autograph. I'll suck your dick if you get me his autograph.
Guy #1: Do you prefer guys?
Guy #2: Yeah.

Spokane, Washington

Posted on March 19, 2011
BJs, Guys, Music, Offers and requests, Questions, Washington

You Always Know Just What to Say.

Boyfriend, quietly to girlfriend: You put the lime in the coconut, and dunk your balls in.

Dupont Circle
Washington, DC

Posted on December 8, 2010
Advice, Couples, Fruit, Washington, Weirdness

Or Just Check It Out on Your Sex Blog

Little girl: What color is your bed?
Patient babysitter: Blue.
Little girl: What color is your bathroom?
Patient babysitter: Red.
Little girl: What color is your underwear?
Patient babysitter: Sweetie, I'm not telling you that!
Little girl: That's okay, I'll see it when you bend over.

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Face

Posted on December 7, 2010
Babysitters, Clothes, Education, Kids, Questions, Washington

Well It Is Exactly Nine Months Before Labor Day.

Tall girl: What is this? Let's-all-jump-Jennifer-and-get-her-pregnant Day?

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Julianna

Posted on December 1, 2010
Girls, Pregnancy, Questions, Violence, Washington

When a Marriage Unravels, Both Spouses Know

Girl: I had a dream you died, and I woke up crying.
Guy: I woke up screaming, but that's because I dreamed I was being chased by aliens.

Bellingham, Washington

Posted on November 20, 2010
Couples, Gender issues, Relationships, Threats, Washington

Are These Heels Clear? I Don't Think So!

Girl #1 to friend wearing tank top, booty shoes, and 3-inch heels: Girl, I don't know what they be sayin. You do not look like no hoe.
Girl #2, passing by, to friend: Hoe.

High School
Washington State