Guy: So at this Texas game ranch they release emos, and you shoot at them… I mean, emus.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/09/computer-back-sun-resolved-everyone.html
Overheard by: pace
Guy: So at this Texas game ranch they release emos, and you shoot at them… I mean, emus.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/09/computer-back-sun-resolved-everyone.html
Overheard by: pace
Crazy, overweight French prof: Ma boîte est dans un endroit très triste.
Student: Your box is in a sad place?
Crazy, overweight french prof: Oui, but which box?
Student: (giggles)
Crazy, overweight French prof: Box is another word for office!
Simon Fraser University
Canadia
Overheard by: so that's what they're calling it these days
Girl #1: What, exactly, does “Muslim” mean?
Girl #2: I think it's, like, a type of Islam or something.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/11/theres-a-reason-its-an-introductory-course/
Overheard by: Stewart
Preppy cutie, about steroided-up jock: Oh my god! He just winked at me!
Sarcastic friend: You sure it's not a twitch?
Preppie cutie: Your mom has a twitch! That's how she had you!
(friends stare)
Friend: What?!
El Paso, Texas
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Crying girl on cell: He said “I would fuck,” and I just don't know what that means in that context!
Ann Arbor, Michigan
