Words

Crying girl on cell: He said “I would fuck,” and I just don't know what that means in that context!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Girl on cell: What did you do to my widgets last night?

Rhodes University
South Africa

Girl #1: Jimmy Kimmel has narcolepsy.
Boy: Is that the one where you read from right to left?
Girl #2: No, that's Hebrew.

Loyola University
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Kate

Guy to friend: So, when you shouted “god!” you really meant “whore”, right?

University of Maryland

Girl on bike #1, over her shoulder: Crotchless panties!
Girl on bike #2: Crotchless panties?
Girl on bike #1: Crotchless panties!

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Felicity Thistle

14-year-old boy, running down the hall after another: You're feminating me.

Newfoundland
Canadia

Mother: Honey, you're not lazy.
Four-year-old son: Yes, I am!
Father, smiling: No, you're not.
Four-year-old son: I am! I am lazy! What does “lazy” mean?

Coral Gables, Miami

Teen girl to friend: It's called “iced tea.” It tastes like tea, but it's cold.

Green Line Subway
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Rob

Father: Did you hear about how McCain called his wife the c-word in front of a bunch of reporters?
Daughter: Well, in fairness to him, she probably is one.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Girl #1: Me and my boyfriend play this game called jeep, and it's when you see a jeep you say “jeep,” and I will win.
Girl #2: That sounds like fun!

Birmingham, Alabama

Overheard by: No I will