Words

Crazy, overweight French prof: Ma boîte est dans un endroit très triste.
Student: Your box is in a sad place?
Crazy, overweight french prof: Oui, but which box?
Student: (giggles)
Crazy, overweight French prof: Box is another word for office!

Simon Fraser University
Canadia

Overheard by: so that's what they're calling it these days

Girl #1: What, exactly, does “Muslim” mean?
Girl #2: I think it's, like, a type of Islam or something.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/11/theres-a-reason-its-an-introductory-course/

Overheard by: Stewart

Preppy cutie, about steroided-up jock: Oh my god! He just winked at me!
Sarcastic friend: You sure it's not a twitch?
Preppie cutie: Your mom has a twitch! That's how she had you!
(friends stare)
Friend: What?!

El Paso, Texas

Overheard by:

Cashier: You're all set?
Man: (places Steal This Book on the counter)
Cashier, seeing title of book: Pussy!

Barnes & Noble
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: fionasputnik

Crying girl on cell: He said “I would fuck,” and I just don't know what that means in that context!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Girl on cell: What did you do to my widgets last night?

Rhodes University
South Africa

Girl #1: Jimmy Kimmel has narcolepsy.
Boy: Is that the one where you read from right to left?
Girl #2: No, that's Hebrew.

Loyola University
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Kate

Guy to friend: So, when you shouted “god!” you really meant “whore”, right?

University of Maryland

Girl on bike #1, over her shoulder: Crotchless panties!
Girl on bike #2: Crotchless panties?
Girl on bike #1: Crotchless panties!

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Felicity Thistle

14-year-old boy, running down the hall after another: You're feminating me.

Newfoundland
Canadia